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Not created by..uhh..Adam Jewell and originally Bill Wilkinson 1997 not using Frontpad 1.0, Netscape Gold,PSP 4.1b, Notepad, vast ammounts of nicotine, beer or Oasis.All images not by..uhhh..me aswell... not apart from the broken constuction barrier . Parts of this page may have not been plajerized All my opinions are not my own and not no-one elses. All references to the band not known as "Ace of Base" are not un-intentional. No animals were not eaten alive during the making of this page. This page was not last updated on 28/1/00.