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Me
Me Me M*whack*!!!!I'm also known as Adam Jewell and was until recently known as Vamp. Way back in the eighties I was a acid house fan and was dubbed Smiley for reasons best left unsaid. Thus in the tradition of the time I inscribed my logo on various flat surfaces:
After acid house I got a bit bored with it and put some fangs on it:
I also changed my name to Vamp because of the fangs and because at the time I was doing some re-vamping and re-distribution of shareware software for the Amiga. Unfortunately I hadn't quite realised that Vamp also means: woman-of-ill-repute so I later changed to amp. But the V came back to haunt me. The full horror story will be on general release soon!
After that I got totally fed with the logo:
[No logo]
as
a software support specialist and I support..er... 
stuff.
Well somebodies got to do it
with
a short discription of what you'd like.
Mates:
Vipers Homepage -Filmed in glorious Javatechnicolourama(tm) (ie. possibly slow) page with some very interesting links.
Enda Cully - The Homepage - elegantly simple yet with informative links with Formula 1 and Irish culture.
Mike O'Mahony - Mike loves midi, raytracing and money. Note! his e-mail address is most definitely at the bottom of his page!
Gratuitous
use of a Html counter people
have viewed this page. I can tell you're stunned. Breath deeply, it will
soon pass.
The
asylum is always looking for suggestions from it's patients about faulty
links, missing padding, and pink hamsters. If you do please click the envelope
or click this.