No pain - no groin strain...

From perm@stud.cs.uit.no Mon Jun 17 20:25:10 1996
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity,alt.stupidity.spatch
Subject: Re: Buggering the Question
From: Per Harald Myrvang 
Date: Mon, 17 Jun 1996 21:25:10 +0200

Michael Roach wrote:
> It was the dawn of the Third Age of Mankind, the year the Great War came
> upon us all, when Anton Wichmann said:
> |Michael Roach wrote:
> |How can one cook something?
> Something's burning,
> Something's burning,
> Something's burning,
> And I think it's lunch

That reminds me:

OK ALL YOU FAT BOYS AND GIRLS OUT THERE! HERE'S ALT DOT STUPIDITY'S
TRIM PROGRAM, WHICH WILL MAKE YOU SLIM AND SEXY AND WILL CURE YOU
FOR THAT NASTY INTERNET-ADDICTION:

        Hello everybody, I'm uncle Per, and I'm gonna PUMP YOU UP!
[music -> Goa (the Heat the Energy) by Prodigy]
        First, let's all stand up! Yeah, even you Spatch! Come on!
        Stand up, Stand up, StandupStandupStandUp! One more time!
[kicks Anti-Jn's behind]
        Yes, Sir, even You can change! (Get up or I'll kill you!)
[Turns up the bass, Liam gets it going]
        Now that we're all standing, let's lift our hands in the air!
        THE AIR, PAAL, NOT THE "EAR"!!
        Alright! You feel it? Now, now,  Cabbage, don't pass out!
        Ok, everybody, lift you right foot, higher, again,
        again, 3, 2, last time, good!
        Now, the left foot, higer, aga...
[Sound of a bunch of people falling down]
        AAAARGH! I guess we should have put down the right foot...
        Alright, we can't let that stop us! Get up! GET UP!!
[Sound of a bunch of people doubtfully getting up]
        Alright, let's jump! One, Tw..
[Sound of a bunch of people making a big crack in the concrete floor]
        NO LET'S NOT JUMP!
        Ok, there is just one more thing left:
        Alright, everybody, listen up!
        Follow me now! BILL! AMP! STOP THAT!
        OK, here we go!
        Bacon, and bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon!
        And again, Bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon!
        2 - And bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon!
        1 - And bacon, bacon, and bacon, bacon, bacon!
        Last time - And bacon and bacon, bacon bac...
[Music stops]
        DARN! Oh, well, we'll just have to do it all over again!
        Ok, folks, let's go! Folks? Hello? Guys! Gals! HEEEELLO!
        Come on, this ain't funny! HeeeeelLLLLLLLOOOOOH!


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Per Harald Myrvang  | Ausculta mihi! Tibi dico!
perm@stud.cs.uit.no | http://www.cs.uit.no/~perm/

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