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"Not me! My spellchecker is totally free! It's a little monkey who sits on my desk and watches me type and whenever I misspell a word he screams and hoots and hollers and throws his own excrement at the monitor" -Spatch

  Alt.stupidity or Alt-dot-stooopiddditty

Alt.stupidity the newsfroup, created eons ago when two brains cells met, did lunch and decided they needed a place to live. It's fun!

Check out Spatch's alt.stupidity FAQ where it's described in full lurid Spatch-o-vision. Read it, read the posts, read Anti-Jn's archives and maybe soon you'll become a stupidiitititarian.

Alt.stupidity.spatch is....er..the same only different and with less spam. Chester maintains the FAQ but it hasn't been written yet, probably cos nobodies asking any questions yet.

And now it's get to know some of the folks at alt.stupidity time:

• Anti-Jn - The Anti-Jn. (includes massive alt.stupppidity archives)
• Bill Wilkinson - Of the many clones
• Bob Vila - Diy legend and sometimes visits us
• cabbage - Human or vegetable?..you decide
• Chester Karma (Chester Karma) - Prone to being attacked by .sigs
• cooter - as in cooters?.....aaaaaaag!
• Douglas A Schultz II, aka .44 Magnum Dougnut - Operates a dodgy Roadkill^H^H^H^Hside cafe
• Flapjack - It kicks ass, it really does
• John Patrick Lodder - Wants to go to England when April's there
• Jason Natzfiger - Crappier than your mom
• Jeffzilla - Mulch
• Keylime - Very fruity and recently back from the dead.
• Magnus Mulqvist - Mercilessly decapitates anything in sight
• Michael Roach - Human or insect?...you decide (again)
• Mircalla Mordenheim - Has an allergy to daylight
• Mr Play-a-day - Bakes exceedingly good plays
• Nosy - Human or nose?..you de*thwack!*..err sorry
• papa legba - Recently escaped from jail
• Paal Ditlefsen Ekran - The Last Viking
• Per Herald Myrvang - Warning!! core breach immenant!
• Ross Garmil - He's a Big Frog ..just don't mention the old H₂0
• Russ "Not Ross" Reynolds - I thought he was just a running joke but he does in fact exist!!
• sdc@teleport.com (Steve) - Needs new keyboard, Quick!
• Spatch - Offfishal God, maintainer of the FAQ, writer of the PUTBAD series...and bacon
• Tortess - Once dead - now arisen! or maybe not?
• (/L)Laura Zurawaski - Meow

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