Do you like movies ? Yes No, Then Why Am I Doing This???

What movies did you see this summer ?

Signs Resident Evil Scooby Doo Minority Report Episode 2 Spiderman Monster's Ball

Blade 2 Ocean's 11 Men In Black 2 Spy Kids 2 Insomnia Goldmember

Have you seen Citizen Kane? Yes No Kind of

Did you like it ? Yes Loved It No Jesus Christ No

Do you have a favourite movie? Yes No I Have Many, Many

What is it ? (If Yes) :

Do you like Star wars? Yes Loved It No Jesus Christ No

If Yes, who would you like to see in Episode 3 ? Chewbacca Han Solo Princess Leia & Luke Lando Boba Fett Greedo More Jar-Jar More C3-P0 More Of The Rebel Alliance George Lucas Sylvester Stallone

Favourite Actor/Actress?

Would you go to see a movie with subtitles ? No Yes Oui Non Yah Nein

Happy with your life? No

Who do you wanna be in the movies ? In what movie ?

Write a 120 mins movie script:

Finally, what TV show would make a good movie ?

What kind of phone do you have ? :

Do you believe that people's phones reflect the size of their genitalia ? Yes No

If yes : What implications does that have for girls then ?

If no : What size is your phone ? Fucking Huge !!! Pretty Big Medium Size Kinda Small Tiny Miniscule Size Doesn't Matter I don't have one...?!?!?

Does your mobile phone give you pleasure when it vibrates ? Yes No Vibrating Feature

Is this wrong ? Yes Who cares?

If you had to have a novelty cover, what would you pick ? Lara Croft Britney Spears Steps Heineken Naked Lady Naked Man See-Thru Nike

Would you collect coca-cola labels to get a free Coca-Cola charger ? I have one No Of course I'd kill kids for their labels

How many phones have you had and broken ? Had : Broken :

Do you look at porn on WAP ? No WAP No Sometimes Semen-encrusted phone

Would you be interested in text alerts to inform you about this site ? Yes No Ha

If yes : What's your number ? (no one else's please)

Name:

County Of Birth: Where Were You Born? Kerry Anywhere Else

If born anywhere else do you realise that this disqualfies you?: Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Pass

Name:

Age :

Where are you right now? :

Do you know me? : Yes No

What would you give my website out of 10, so far? : 10

How often are you drunk? : I'm drunk right now Every night Every second night All weekend, bank holidays, special occasions, any excuse Every weekend Every second weekend Less than that If I drink alcohol, I die

How much money do you have right now? : Currency :

How many sexual partners have you had? : None 1 2 3-5 5-9 10-15 15-20 20-30 30-50 50+ 1 (including myself)

Do you carry a condom/other contraceptive in your wallet/handbag? : No Yes Sometimes

Do you like pull down menus? I do : Yes No Does It Matter?

Are you wearing underwear? : No No

Who's your favourite Jackass star? : Johnny Knoxville Chris Pontius Steve-o Bam Margera Ryan Dunn Weeman Preston Murray *the moderately sober elf* Raab Himself Ehren McGeneh.... Dave England Brandon Dicamillo Dimitry Someone else you forgot

Do you know I can see you right now?: Yes No What? Where Are You? Yes, You're right beside me.

Soccer Or Simpsons? : Soccer Simpsons Neither

Soccer Or Death? : Death Soccer

Chocolate Or Sex? : Chocolate Sex

Home & Away Or Neighbours? : <Your Choice> NEITHER! AUSSIE BASTARDS.

What kind of hair do you have (male) : Bald Shaved Mullet Perm Side-parted Mushroom-type Mohawk Long Old David Beckham Hair? What? <female>

What kind of hair do you have (female) : Bald Long/Curly Long/Straight Short/Curly Short/Straight Perm Pigtails None of the above, you don't know much about hair do you? <male>

Are you having fun? : <Your Choice> Of Course

Do you masturbate : Yes Yes, But I'm not telling you

What do you use the internet for? : Porn

You find a tortoise lying upside down in the sand, do you...

<Your Choice> Tip it over, pat it on the head, and walk off feeling good about yourself Leave it, walk by it, and feel guilty later Pick it up, hide behind the nearest tree, wait for some one to come along, then jump out and bash them to death with the tortoise

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