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Golden Age Of Irish TV - Who's
Bunny Carr?

Here's is an article from The Kerryman explaining where this man sits in the Irish
psyche....
No millionaires made on
Bunny Carr's `Quicksilver'
THE news that Ireland is to get its own version of Who Wants To Be a Millionaire
hosted by Gay Byrne is proof positive of how deeply the Celtic Tiger has buried his fangs
in the national psyche. It is also a startling reminder of how far we have travelled in a
very short length of time.
I was reminded of this the other day when watching the odious Chris Tarrant goading a
hapless contestant who was torn between equal measures of greed and ignorance for the
entertainment of the viewing audience. It is a form of blood sport all of its own. But it
has always been thus.
Older readers will remember that it is not that long ago when a cash-strapped Ireland was
held in thrall by a programme called Quicksilver which consistently topped the TAM ratings
every week.
For those of you too young to remember this titanic effort, Quicksilver was a programme
where contestants pitted their general knowledge in a quiz where the stakes started at one
old penny, eventually rising to the princely sum of a fiver. Great indeed was the
excitement.
The show was hosted by a man called Bunny Carr. Now Bunny was a man who looked like a
cross between a genial uncle and an about to be canonised saint. He oozed charm and
compassion, pity and despair, helpfulness and fairness and was the greatest thing since
the invention of the sliced pan.
The centrepiece of the studio set was a big board comprising 30 lights which disappeared
one by one if the unfortunate contestant didn't answer quickly enough.
The initial prize money on offer was one old penny which meant the first correct answer
resulted in a triumphant bonanza of 12 and a half new pence. Things hotted up a little as
the next hurdle was the threepenny bit.
If the contestant managed to answer this one, he or she then was catapulted into the happy
situation of being eligible of having a shot for thirty old sixpences. The clever and the
wise having surmounted these obstacles was now in a position to play for thirty old
half-crowns - big bucks indeed.
The super-clever would then find themselves playing for thirty ten-bob notes, or if they
had the wisdom of Solomon and the nerves of a Formula One Rally driver, even confronting
the Holy Grail of competing for the grand prize of 30 one-pound notes.
Now this was indeed a Pilgrim's Progress as very few contestants managed to get to the big
bucks with all their lights intact. This was due to a number of factors not the least of
which was the divilish and evil mind of whatever cruel person or persons drew up the
questions.
A wilting contestant white-knuckled and sweating at the prospect of winning thirty
threepenny bits could find himself or herself confronted by such questions as; `What was
the name of Alexander the Great's Horse', or `What did Admiral Nelson have for breakfast
on the morning of Waterloo.'
That was bad enough, but there was even worse to come. Because to confuse matters further
there was a musical element to trap the unwary.
Sweating contestants would, brows puckered in concentration, be forced to pick their way
through a musical minefield laid by a man called Norman Metcalfe who played an early form
of the electric organ. The unfamiliar sounds of this strange instrument further served to
confuse the unwary.
Now no offence is intended to Mr Metcalfe who I'm sure was an honourable and decent man ,
but this instrument made everything he played sound exactly the same.
In fact, even those with lengthy letters after their names after studying for millenia in
august academies of music would have enormous difficulty in separating `The Rose of
Tralee' from `Air on a G string' by the late Mr Bach.
The musical range demanded of the contestants was as horrendous as the outcome was
certain. Bereft of such dubious comforts as phoning a friend or asking the audience, the
poor victims of this amphitheatre of cruelty would invariably falter and fall long before
the final hurdle.
Indeed I would not be surprised if many of them didn't have a friend in the world after
making a public spectacle of themselves much to the delight of the nation.
And through it all Bunny would smile, cajole, and even give helpful hints as lights
flickered out and threepenny bits and sixpences vanished from the board. This was
television at its best and at its most cruel.
The one thing that always struck me was the symbolism of having thirty lights representing
thirty pieces of silver. Didn't that happen somewhere before.
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