nBattleship!!n

"...We have located the enemy fleet under the command of Admiral Kompüter, but do not yet have

 visual contact. We suggest the best course of action is to fire at random into their vicinity and listen

 for the impact of the shells...

...Our intelligence sources indicate the composition of the enemy fleet is the same as our own, and

 has likewise been forced to resort to the same tactics as ourselves. In accordance with the rules of

 war, fire will be exchanged one shell at a time and vessels lost will be announced immediately...

...As per your orders you have been placed directly in command of the fleet's guns. Select the target

 location by clicking in the left-hand grid above. The right hand grid shows the status of our own

 fleet. Information as to the remaining strength of the enemy will be relayed directly to your status

 bar...

...We believe this battle will not be over until one or other fleet is sunk in it's entirety. Our gunners

 await your commands. We're counting on you, Sir..."