The BOTTLE BROTHERS

Here are some invaluable tips to help your wedding reception go off with a BANG !

They have been gathered and tested over a long period of time, and are guaranteed to work.*

 

  1. Always make sure you turn up to the reception, important one this.
  2. Please ensure that someone has brought the payment for the entertainers..........also quite important.
  3. Ladies, make sure you are wearing a garter as this makes a great photo opportunity, especially when your
    husband to be has to take it down with his teeth ( while they're in his mouth ) and put the garter up the support clad
    leg of the new mother in law. Don't loose you bouqette of flowers either.
  4. Important one this, make sure your guests are given as many opportunities as possible to get another drink in !
    Your dealing with two groups of strangers here, the inlaws and the outlaws, neither wants to be pressumed to
    be "a shower of dry s*#@$+" so do your best to get them well oiled before the night is to old and they will
    all be lifelong friends before the night is out.
  5. Make sure the stage is not going to be 200 yrds. from where people will be sitting. We can help with this if
    your not sure about the best layout.
  6. If your holding your reception in a large venue try to get the craziest people sitting close to the dance floor,
    their energy will be contagious, trust us.
  7. Don't be afraid to let things get emotional at the speeches, this is a great way of making everyone go
    AAAAHHHHHHH...and makes everyone feel more relaxed and at home.
  8. When your at the meal, toast everything ! Your Ma, Da, Uncle Johnny from Uganda, auntie Mary's test results
    the more the better, champange and wine are great at getting poeple in the mood to dance (see no. 4).
  9. Try to keep singers to a minimum, if Uncle Peadar sings from your side than Auntie Agnus will want to sing
    for the other. Although we have no problem backing guest artists ( because we play live ), This can get out of
    hand and breaks the flow of the night. As a rule we will only allow people to sing if they are requested by the
    bride or groom.
  10. Finally, relax, and let us do our thing. You are all there to have a great night and we will do our utmost to make it happen.

Remember, your dealing with experienced professionals.

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Really small print
*This is a non-contractual statement, although every care has been taken
to ensure the accuracy of the contents of this page we "The BOTTLE BROTHERS"
(herein refered to as those two #@%*£*x/&'s) take no responsibility for any harm or expense
incured to any party present at the occassion in carrying out any of the advice given.
Unless of course it results in alot of money being made, in which case we take 60/40.
As with all dangerous sports marriage should only be undertaken after long and
intensive training, and a period of deep reflection...good luck !