Welcome to page three of my JUNK YARD
As you may have gathered from my Dollymount story..my HQ is in the capital city of the world DUBLIN. My island sits calmly in the Atlantic ocean just off the coast of Europe...a very desirable property.
                   However..some weird people live here...
83yr old  Paddy Doherty denies being head of porn ring....
                                Police are still suspicious, claiming he lost his leg in a sex act....
                            The International 'gif'will be replaced every so often..that is the hope anyway....did you see that..an effin' fish?
I never seem to see a bloody fish when I have a spear in my hand....
 
 

.now here's a handy little gif for your e-mail


 I make all these 'gifs' myself so I do, so I do...aren't I a clever bastard..?
      and now for a sad one...even stick people have their troubles....

I made this in memory of all the matches I used as a heavy smoker.....however, matchpeople have a good time too, as I will show later......
   Smoking is bad..but not as bad as eating garlic and thereby offending those about you...............I bet Swedes don't eat the stuff..except during the 'wild garlic festival'..God they're so bloody  clean and......

There's me again..arsing about in me kayak...
A reminder that your Boss does it..the President does it..the Pope does it..and the prettiest girl in the world does it...and a good fright does it....

 What the hell is a Poo?                  Mary had a little lamb
They advertise Shampoos..              with which she used to sleep
so what's the original basic Poo?     The lamb turned out to be a ram
                                                                  and now she's hearding sheep...
! Look daddy..the King's an exhibitionist!
 
 

           That friggin' fish again..



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