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April 11 1998
INCHYDONY , CORK, IRELAND

Hopes were high as we loaded into Learys Volkswagen. The FNMOC forecast promised 6-9 footers all along the South coast of Ireland and we knew that surely our bone-rattling 30 miles would be rewarded with smooth beauties carrying us effortlessly across the length of the beach. That always is the case though when you're 30 miles away and anticipation gets the better of common sense. If we had tried using the little bit of common sense we have, we would have guessed that the strong northerly offshore which had been blowing all week would put paid to any chance we had of a classic days surfing. Instead we had to face the familiar dissapointment of cresting the hill over the beach to see six-inch ripples flopping harmlessly onto both beaches. Ah well, we might as well go for a paddle anyway. Apprentice surfer Johnny Leary was with us anyway and we couldn't let him down.
While getting the wetsuits on we were set upon by three curious Meathmen, down touring for the long weekend. We thought we'd never see the end of them (a common enough complaint with Meathmen) as they put us through 100 questions about surfing. They said they'd follow us down to watch us - oh great. So it was this that made us walk the half-mile to the end of the East-beach where we found the sandbars at the mouth of the river were actually working pretty well producing good consistent 3-footers, perfect for the student. So we had a bit of a laugh there for an hour 'til the incoming tide killed the waves.John headed off to change while myself and Eddie occupied ourselves with a spot of caveboarding with the inaugral Inchydony championships being decisively won by yours truly.



April 18/19, 1998
GARRETSTOWN, CORK, IRELAND

The forecast wasn't great but we said we'd head down to Garretstown anyway for a paddle. And sure enough when we arrived the place was a mess. A westerly swell was flopping piddly one-footers on top of each other. This was a party and every sneaker set in the North Atlantic was invited. 'Sneaker City' Eddie called it. We went in anyway and fooled around in the foam for an hour before heading back to Cork for the Boa Morte (Cork country-surf heroes) gig that night. Coming out of the water though we could sense the swell coming around and we knew we'd be back tomorrow.

one day later....

The brain-curdling party in D.J. Shpiders house after the gig last night had us both feeling like wet rags. It was a 50/50 call as to whether we'd go or not but we had to wash those cobwebs out somehow. When we arrived yesterdays predictions proved correct and we were treated to the most beautiful, glassy 4-footers Garretstown has ever seen. If only our fragile bodies had been able to do them justice. After an hour we were completely wrecked and I had more pains than a good-sized geriatric ward. A bit of a waste then, but at least our hangovers were cured.


April 25, 1998
GARRETSTOWN, CORK, IRELAND.

(The continued demise of the Farmers Jumper)

After the weekly self-abuse last night in the Liberty and Henrys there was no way we could face the 40 minute trek to G-town in Learys van. Luckily I had my new roof-straps with me and we soon had the three boards lashed securely onto the roof of the Corolla which proudly made its debut as a Surfmobile. Not without a word of warning from Larry though who told us to drive slowly because the aerodynamic force exerted on the boards was the square of the velocity. Thanks Larry.
We got down safely to find as strong southerly swell being messed up by a stronger southerly wind. We messed around on the West Beach for a while but soon retreated to the more sheltered East Beach where we found some decent five-footers coming in in regular enough sets. The wind was inclined to flop them over though instead of drive them on making it tough to get out. We left soon after knackered and unsatisfied, especially poor Eddie who didn't get a snif of a ride all day. At least Leary got a few belly-rides.