Mishearing..'s

 

When God gave out heads

I thought he said beds

And I asked for a soft one   

 

When God Gave out looks

I thought he said books

And I didn't want any

 

When God gave out noses

I thought he said roses

And I asked for a red one

 

When God gave out ears

I thought he said beers

And I asked for two big ones

 

When God gave out chins 

I thought he said gins

And I asked for a double

 

When God gave out brains

 I thought he said trains

And I said I'd take the next one

 

When God gave out legs

I thought he said kegs

And I ordered two fat ones 

 

Since then I've been trying to listen better

 

 

 

Greetings Stranger ..................

 Hi all & Welcome to Area 52. Hopefully you'll find something of interest while  browsing here.  You should be able to find pages on  different topics if all goes as planed.   I don't get to update the page much 


You came this far so either your lost or something here caught your attention.  Why not explore my other page's , my first one is history  related 20th Century Icon's


 They say laughter is a great  tonic when your not feeling the mae west, for that reason I have added a Humour related page to my site named Clowning round  as that is what I was at when I developed it.  If your not in the mood for  reading go to the picture page for the visual joke


I am working on another page related to the area I call home it is called Route,9  The red dot on the Map below represents Home

 

 

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