15 Things you'll Never hear a northsider say  


1. Duct tape wont fix that

2. Come to think of it I'll have a heineken

3. We don't keep firearms in this house

4. you can't feed that to the dog

5.  No kids in the back of the van its not safe

6. Spitting is such a nasty habbit

7. Trim the fat off that steak

8. Cappuccino taste better than espresso

9. I've got it all on floppy disc

10. Unsweatened tea taste better

11.Would you like your fish poached or broiled

12. She's to old to be wearing that bikini

13. Dose the salad bar have bean sprouts

14. I believe you cooked those green beans to long

15. Checkmate

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