5 minutes to live ?

A man was walking down the street when he bumped into a
construction worker.  They get into a conversation and the
man asks him what he would do if they only had 5 minutes to
live.

"Well, I haven't lived a very passionate life, so I suppose
I'd screw anything that moved." he answered.  "What would
you do?"

"I'd stand perfectly still."

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