Q: Why did the blonde stare at frozen
orange juice can for 2 hours?
A:
Because it said 'concentrate'.
Q: Why do blondes
work seven days a week?
A:
So you don't have to retrain them on Monday
Q: What is the first thing a blonde
learns when she takes driving lessons ?
A: You can also sit
upright in a car.
Q: What
is the difference between Elvis and a smart Blonde
A: Elvis
has been sighted.
Q: What's the difference between a
Blonde and a shopping cart
A: The shopping cart
has a mind of its own..
Q: Why did god
give blonds 2% more brains than horses?
A:
Because he didn't want them shitting in the streets during parades
Q: How do you get a one armed Blonde
out of a tree
A: Wave to her.
Q: How do you get
a blondes eyes to twinkle?
A:
Shine a torch in her ears.
Q: What do UFO's and smart blondes
have in common?
A: You keep hearing
about them, but never see any. .
Q: How do you make
a blond laugh on Monday mornings ?
A:
Tell them a joke on Friday night
Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A:
You don't. They're born that way.
Q: What do you
call 10 blondes at the bottom of the pool?
A: Air pockets.
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Gifted!
Q: How do blonde brain cells die ?
A: Alone.
Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?
A: To catch as much as they can that is over their heads.
Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?
A: It takes too long to retrain them.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?
A: You only have to punch information into a computer once
Q: What's the mating call of the blonde?
A: "I'm *sooo* drunk!"