Birth control pills at 72
An elderly woman went into the doctor`s office. When the doctor
asked why she was there, she replied, "I`d like to have some
birth-control pills."
Taken back, the doctor thought for a minute and then said,
"Excuse me, Mrs. Smith, but you're 72 years old. What possible
use could you have for birth control pills?"
The woman responded, "They help me sleep better."
The doctor thought some more and continued, "How in the world do
birth control pills help you to sleep?"
The woman said, "Simple, I put them in my granddaughter's orange
juice every morning and I sleep better at night."