Flies
A Brit, an Irishman, and a Scot go out to a pub and order 3 pints. They each
find a fly floating on the top of their mugs. The Brit says, "Bartender, can
I have a spoon?" and quietly removes the fly from his brew. The Irishman
says, "Get out of there!" and flicks the fly away with a finger. The Scot
picks up the fly with his fingers and says, "Alright ya wee fucker. Spit it
out! Now!"