Comparing Bars

A Scotsman, an Italian, and an Irishman are in a bar. They are having a good time and all agree that the bar is a nice place.

Then the Scotsman says, "Aye, this is a nice bar, but where I come from, back in Glasgow, there's a better one. At MacDougal's, you buy a drink, you buy another drink, and MacDougal himself will buy your third drink!" The others agree that sounds like a good place.

Then the Italian says, "Yeah, that's a nice bar, but where I come from, there's a better one. Over in Brooklyn, there's this place, Vinny's. At Vinny's, you buy a drink, Vinny buys you a drink. You buy anudda drink, Vinny buys you anudda drink." Everyone agrees that sounds like a great bar.

Then the Irishman says, "You tink dat's great? Where I come from in Dublin, dere's this place called Murphy's. At Murphy's, dey buy you your first drink, dey buy you your second drink, dey buy you your tird drink, and den, dey take you out de back and get you laid!" "Wow!" say the other two. "That's fantastic! Have you been there? "No," replies the Irish guy,"but
>>my sister has!"
                                                                                                                                                                            

 

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