Football fans
A man had great tickets for the FA cup final. As he sits down, another man
comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to >him.
"No," he
says.
"The seat is empty." "This is incredible!" said the man.
"Who in their
right mind would have a seat like this for the cup final, the biggest
sporting event in Britain, and not use it?"
He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed to
come with me, but she passed away. This is the first Cup Final we haven't
been to together since we got married."
"Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But >couldn't you find
someone else-a friend or relative, or even a neighbor-to take the seat?"
The
man shakes his head. "No. They're all at the funeral.