Tiger Wood's BMW
Tiger Woods drives his huge BMW into a
petrol station near Dublin, on a golf tour of Ireland.
The attendant at the pump greets him in a typical Irish manner, unaware as to
who the golf pro is.
"Top of the morning to you sir", says our attendant.
Tiger bends forward to pick up the pump, and two tees fall out of his shirt
pocket onto the ground.
"What are dey, son?" ask the attendant.
"They're called tees", replies Tiger.
"What they for?" enquires the Irishman.
"They're for putting my balls on while I'm driving", says Tiger.
"Jaysus feck"," says the Cork man, "Dem boys at BMW tink of
everything!