The Train Conductor

A couple days after Christmas, Little Timmy's mom was working in the kitchen
while her son was playing with his new train set in the living room. When
the train stopped she heard Timmy say. "All of you sons of bitches who want
to get off, get the hell off now. All you sons of bitches who are getting
on, get your asses on the train now, because we're leaving."
Mom stormed into the living room. "How many times have I told you not to use
that sort of language? Now march upstairs to your room and stay there for 2
hours. When you come down, you may play with your trains again - as long as
you use proper language."
Mom was still working in the kitchen when Timmy came down from his room 2
hours later. This time when the train stopped, Mom heard: "All passengers
who are disembarking, please remember to take all your belongings. We thank
you for riding with us today and hope your trip was pleasant. For those just
boarding, we ask you to store your carry-ons under the seat, and we hope you
enjoy your trip. For those of you who are pissed off about the 2 hour delay,
please see the bitch in the kitchen."
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