CORK FAN - Come on now boy, Dave Barry boy, Patsy in there now boy, with the big boys boy, Ireland B team now, 10,000 in Turners Cross boy
PATS FAN - I think its downright ignorance. The whole Cork defence and keeper gets picked and yet Pats went to Celtic and drew 0-0. What's going on ?
CORK FAN - Come on now boy, lucky goals boy, Patsy injured boy, JC took it round that ginger boy, come into the shed boy and see whose the tough guy then boy
ATHLONE FAN - I'd have liked to see John Minnock get in
FINN HARPS FAN - Yeah, he's been doing well for us this season
ATHLONE FAN - He doesn't play for Finn Harps he plays for De Athlone
FINN HARPS FAN - No
ATHLONE FAN - Sure wasn't he down there last week taking the penalty against Milan
UCD FAN - I think we better stop talking to him now
THE HOME FARM FAN - I agree
GALWAY FAN - Mr Barry ignored Eric Lavine. Eric is a quality player and is feared from Barbados to the Cook Islands
CORK FAN - Come on now boy, get out of that will you boy, Pat Morley boy, on the head boy
SHELS FAN - I was buying my new 99 car the other day and you know that's all I wanted to say
DROGHEDA FAN - I know someone with a car
SHELS FAN - Electric sunroof and windows by the way, double glazed windows in preparation for the trip to Tallaght
PATS FAN - We're meant to be talkin about the team
HARPS FAN - Well I have to say now it's a great thing that Tom Mohan is in the team
DERRY FAN - Blah blah Tom Mohan's great, blah blah, Harps boys think they're great with their ex-Derry players, no thanks for us
DROGHEDA FAN - David Crawley's gay, huh huh huh huh
GALWAY FAN - I don't know about that brother but I'll tell you he's scored more times than Fergal Coleman
Everyone laughs
DROGHEDA FAN - Well, well we're the pride of Louth so there
Everyone laughs
UCD FAN - He may be simple but he's good for a laugh
CORK FAN - Come on now boy talk about the squad boy, Noel Mooney boy, safe as a 88 Nissan boy, so he told me boy
PATS FAN - Woodsy is a class act, Mooney's useless
THE ST FRANCIS FAN - Can I make a case for Josef Advic ?
UCD FAN - Why, is he looking for asylum
Everyone laughs
DROGHEDA FAN - I don't get it
Everyone laughs
PATS FAN - Here's what I think the team should be, Wood, Crolly, Doyle, Hawkins, Lynch, McGuinness
CORK FAN - I'll stop you there boy, no Deccie Daly boy, no Hilly boy, bread without butter boy
ATHLONE FAN - I'd go with Larry Wyse in the middle
LIMERICK FAN - When does the FAI Cup start again ?
PATS FAN - Continuing on with Russell, Osam, Gormley, Molloy and Gilzean
CORK FAN - Now you just leave it there boy, Where's Ollie boy, drinking out of Drogheda fans cup boy, were ya boy
GALWAY FAN - Yo brothers, I think you're forgetting Ollie Neary, he's in between holidays to Greece and America that week, hop in now man before he enters another radio competition
DROGHEDA FAN - You can't leave out Beggsy, sure that Steve Williams, he's gay huh huh huh huh
UCD FAN - Ok Beavis
BOHS FAN - Paul Byrne should be in there
FINN HARPS FAN - What about Marty McCann, his dazzling footwork could grace any ground
DERRY FAN - Ha ha very funny
SHELS FAN - Well I'm more worried about getting from my new two storey house in a Dublin suburb to Bray
ROVERS FAN - I can arrange transport for you but it'll be to Tallaght hospital, you might have to share with a couple of Bohs casuals
BOHS FAN - Come on Hooped Huns, we've got a champion boxer managing us
LIMERICK FAN - He's no Georgey Foreman
PATS FAN - Can we not talk about the f****ng team
CORK FAN - Come on now boy, no need for that sort of talk, feelin the pressure boy
PATS FAN - No but why are we subjected to having to share a conversation with these 20 dimwits, sure we're miles ahead of them
CORK FAN - Fair point boy
GALWAY FAN - I'm out of here boy, I have to clean the windows in the Galway seated section
DROGHEDA FAN - I'm off to tell people to call David Crawley gay
ATHLONE FAN - And I'm off to the Montreal Olympics