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Jokes, jokes and more jokes!

Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work.

What is the most important use for cowhide?
It keeps the cow together.

What do you call Eskimo cows?
Eskimoos.

What gives milk and says, "Ooom, oom?"
A cow walking backwards.

What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?
A lawn moo-er.

Where do cows go on vacation?
Moo York.

Did you hear about the cow who couldn't give milk?
She was an udder failure.

What happens when a cow stops shaving?
Grows a Moostache

What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?
Cowboom

What do cows usually fly around in?
Helicowpters and Bulloons

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