My name is Kerry Hayburn. I
am 5 years of age.
I like to ride my bike. I like
to play outside with my
little brother. His name is James. He
is one year old.
I am Malachy
Keaveny. I like to fight !
I like to go
out on the farm. I like to play
hurling.
My baby sister
Siobhan is six months old.
My big sister
Eileen plays with me.
My name is John O Donoghue.I
like to
read my books.I like
Bob the Builder.
He is my favourite.
My name is
Declan Buckley. I like Bob the
Builder. I have a Bob
the Builder lunchbox.
I live in
a big house.
I am Jason
Leonard. I am 4. Alisha is my
sister. She is 6.
Tara is my
other sister. She is 2 . I like Bob
the Builder.
My name is
Jason Bennett. I am 5. I like to
climb trees .
I like to
watch Power Rangers on television .
I would like to
build a treehouse.
I like to
draw pictures . I like to play with
the Mobilo .
I like to
play on the computer .
I am Paddy
Molloy . I am 5 years of age .
I am in
Junior Infants . I play with Jason Bennett
. We play Hide-and-Seek.
My name is
Feilim Malone . I am in Senior Infants.
I am 7 years
old . I have five brothers .
Their names are
Ross, Fionn, Karl, Sasha and my big brother.
Our
Best Jokes
What did
the Kerryman say when he put his coat
in the fire?
Now
it’s a blazer !
Why did the
chicken cross the road ?
Because
he wanted to get to the other side
!
Why did the
car stay going on the road ?
Because
the light was green !
Why did the
chewing gum not cross the road?
Because
he was stuck !
Why didn’t the
giraffe go across the road ?
He would
hit his head off the telephone wire
!
Why didn’t the
cow go across the road ?
Because
there was a river.
Why didn’t the
skeleton go to the party ?
Because
he had no girlfriend.
Knock, knock.
Who
is there ?
Phyllis.
Phyllis
who ?
Phyllis a glass
of coke!!!!!!!
Why did the
chicken cross the road ?
To
get to the other Side .
Why did the
chicken not cross the road ?
He
didn’t have any legs .
Why did the
cow cross the road ?
Because
he would fall in the ditch !
Will you know
me tomorrow ?
Will you
know me in a year ?
Will you know
me in two years ?
Knock , knock.
Who is
there ?
You didn’t know
me !!!!!
Why did the
squirrel fall out of the tree ?
Because
he was dead .
Knock knock
Who is
there?
Either .
Either
who ?
Either you let
me in the door or I will climb
in the window!!!!!!!
How do you know
whenthere is an elephant in your fridge ?
Because
you can’t shut the door !
Why did the
hen pick the pot ?
Because
he couldn’t lick it.
What is a
nine upside-down?
Six.
What is black
and white and read all over?
A newspaper.
What is white
and black and stripes all over?
A zebra.
What do you
do when you see a blue banana ?
Try to
cheer it up !!!!
What is it ? the
more you take from it, the bigger it
gets ?
A hole
.
What is the
best thing to do if a monster knocks
down your
front door ?
Run out
the back door !
Can a toothless
vampire still bite you ?
No but
it can give you a nasty suck !
Why is Dracula
so unpopular ?
Because
he is a pain in the neck !
What has webbed
feet and fangs?
Count Quackula
!!
What do you
get if you cross the sea with
the Titanic ?
Half-way !!
What can you
put up a chimney down a chimney ?
An umbrella
.
Our
Poems
BuRGERS ARE NICE
UNDER THE BUN
ROUND AND DELICIOUS I
GO YUM YUM YUM.
Every burger is good
for
You
Rumbly and crumbly
Chips are delicious
Heated in the pan
I like them when
they’re hot.
Pizza I do not like
with them
but
Salt is tasty with
chips.
Pancakes pancakes delicious
And soft with butter and sugar
on top
Nice and hot with syrup on top
Cut them with a
knife
And sit down and eat
it up
Katie had some too
Eat them while theyre
hot said
Mammy and so we did
Pancakes pancakes
Aren’t they delicious
Nice with sugar
Cut up
And descrumptious with
Kit-kats and chocolate
sauce
Especially when
Sharing with my friends.
Taytos are nice
And I bring them
to school
Yummy they are salty.
Taytos are my favourite
food
Out to the bin the paper goes!