WHAT DID THE KERRY MAN DO WHEN HE BOUGHT A WHEELBARROW?

HE BOUGHT A SECOND ONE TO BRING IT HOME IN...... ..................MW

Where do spiders play football?

Webly Stadium .......................SK

She stood on the bridge at midnight,

Her lips were all a quiver.

She gave a cough,

Her leg fell off

And floated down the river! ......................................DW

Why did the spider go on the computer?

He was looking for the web site .

Why are telephone wires up so high?

To keep conversations up... ............................AD

What goes under the water, above the water and never touches the water?

A duck's egg.................LW

Why did the fans call their goalkeeper Cinderella?

He was always missing the ball.............................SO

Doctor Doctor I've only got 59 seconds to live!

Hold on and I'll be with you in a minute!...................................JM

There was a young one from Kildare

Who had a fine black head of hair.

One day for a bet

A mad barber she met

Now her head is incredibly bare!.........................................AD

Why did the cow lie down?

Because she was dead.................................SW

There was an old man from Blackheath

Who sat on his set of false teeth.

He jumped with a spring

And said "What a strange thing,

I've bitten myself from beneath."..................................KR

What's a crocodiles favourite game?

SNAP .................................CD

How would you know if there was an elephant in your fridge?

You'd see the footprints in the honey....................KM