A man without a car is nothing * A man with no future will always run to his past * Always do the right thing * Always get your man* Always keep your promises * Appearances can be deceiving * Balconies are a good escape route * Best friends are good to have around * Cliffs are for climbing, that's why God gave us grappling hooks * Dark closets are a good place to think * Don't be a sap * Don't shoot the guy in the hat * "Duck" means "DUCK!!" * Eggs are a good diversion * Fear and respect are two different things * Friends protect each other * Good wolves are hard to find * If a ghost offers you his hand, don't take it * If you ca'n't trust a mountie, who can you trust? * If you know who you are, you don't need to hide * If your plane is crashing try reversing the choke settings * In life sometimes all we need is that second chance, and it's that second chance that we just don't get * Insist on a lease * It only takes a moment to be polite * It's easier to believe that you're in love than to accept that you're alone * It's easy to confuse love with sub-atomic particles bursting in the sky * Learn at least one word in every language* Listen as the wind blows across the great divide * Listen, really listen, to those who love you * Maintain the right * Make the puffin face * Never be afraid to ask a stupid question * Never follow a man over a cliff * Never hit a kid because it doesn't teach them anything * Never underestimate the persuasive power of an Inuit story * Once you learn, you never forget * Otters can be deadly in the wrong hands * Pinkeye can be lethal in the north * Puberty changes people * Put your trust in the law * Roofs are great for getting from one place to another * Save a wolf's life, and you pay, and you pay, and you pay * Sometimes, if you stand still, the world comes to you * Stand up for yourself * Taste is a very important sense * The five-eighths rule is a very handy general guide * The power of love can be very frightening * There are two things worse than dying, living without honour and dying without reason * There are seven ways to tell if a man is lying * There aren't a lot of high-speed chases in Canada * There is an inherent danger in all police work * There is nothing more frustrating than playing hide and seek with a deaf wolf * What you think is the only thing that matters * When in jail, make friends with the biggest guy * When you wear a uniform, people respect you * Wilderness survival depends more on your wits than on firepower * With a little perseverance, ingenuity, and a fundamental understanding of how to go about it, one can live like a king in the woods * Wolves form very long loyalties * You can start a fire with only a piece of flint and a hunk of granite * You rarely find honour among thieves * and finally - always say "thank you kindly" 8)