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Q: Why do elephants float down the river on their backs?

A: So they won't get their tennis shoes wet.

Q: How do you get an elephant out of a tree?

A: Stand it on a leaf and wait until Autumn.

Q: Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

A: To hide in cherry trees.

Q: How did Tarzan die?

A: Picking cherries.

Q: What is the difference between an elephant and a pickle?

A: Their color of course!

Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?

A: Big holes all over Australia.

Q: What kind of elephants live at the North Pole?

A: Cold ones.

Q: Why do elephants have trunks?

A: Because they'd look silly carrying suitcases.

Q: What is convenient and weighs 20,000 pounds?

A: An elephant six-pack.

Q: What is the difference between an Indian and an African elephant?

A: About three thousand miles.

Q: What do elephants take when they get hysterical?

A: Trunkquilizers.

Q: What is the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper?

A: You can't make a paper airplane out of an elephant.

Q: How do elephants talk to each other?

A: By 'elephone.

Q: Why do elephants have cracks between their toes?

A: For carrying their library cards.

Q: What is grey, has large wings, a long nose, and gives money to elephants?

A: The Tusk Fairy.

Q: Where do elephants with skincare problems go?

A: Pachydermatologists.

Q: What's red & white on the outside, and grey on the inside?

A: Campbell's Cream of Elephant Soup.

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