Series 2
Hell
The funniest episode of Father Ted in my opinion. Ted, Dougal and Jack head on holiday. What should have been a relaxing holiday turns into a disaster. Ted has a number of encounters with a couple at the caravan site they are staying at, Father Jack goes missing and Ted and Dougal have to share a rather small caravan with Fr. Noel Furlong and his youth group.
Think Fast, Father Ted
The parochial house develops a leek and funds in the parish are a bit low so Ted asks Bishop Brennan for a prize that they can raffle. Bishop Brennan gives Ted a car but on the drive home with the car Ted has a little accident and destroys the car. Fearing what Bishop Brennan will do to him if he finds out Ted decides to rig the raffle so that Dougal wins the car.
Tentacles Of Doom
One of Craggy Islands religious relics is to be upgraded and three bishops will spent a few days in the parochial house before the ceremony to upgrade the relic so Dougal and Jack will have to be on their best behavior. Little do the bishops know that this visit will change their lives forever.
The Old Grey Whistle Theft
Dougal makes friends with Fr. Damien, a priest staying on the island. While at a picnic Ted is confronted by a couple that accuse him of taking their spot and use some "colourful" language. Mr Benson (the care taker of the picnic area) deals with the matter but when his whistle goes missing all eyes turn to Ted.
A Song For Europe
Once again the rivalry between Fr. Dick Byrne and Fr. Ted emerges as both enter a song for the Eurosong competition. Ted and Dougal have trouble writing the music so decide to take somebody else’s music and apply their own words. The title of their song is 'My Lovely Horse'.
The Plague
Bishop Brennan visits the island after Fr. Jack is seen sleep walking around the island by an Irish head of state. Dougal purchased a pet Rabbit from a travelling pet store but soon the parochial house becomes overrun with our furry friends. Ted and Dougal must find homes for the rabbits before the bishop arrives as he has a terrible fear of rabbits.
Rock-A-Hula Ted
Ted has the opportunity to host the lovely girls competition (a local beauty pageant). Ted also has to deal with Niamh Connolly, a single minded feminist pop star who feels that the church is stuck in the past. Dougal gives Niamh the parochial house and Ted has to convince her to give it back.
Cigarettes, Alcohol and Rollerblading
It's Lent on Craggy Island and Fr Dick Byrne proposes the ultimate sacrifice for Lent, no cigarettes, alcohol or rollerblading for lent. Not to be out done by Fr. Dick Byrne, Ted hires Sister Assumpta from Kildare to help keep the three priests on the straight and narrow.
New Jack City
Father Jack gets a strange illness which case an unusual growth of hair. Jack is sent off to an old priests home and Bishop Brennan sends a replacement. Jack's replacement turns out to be a very rude and hostile priest called Fr. Fintan Stack. Ted Has to get Jack back from the home to get rid of Fr Stack.
Flight into Terror
Ted, Dougal and Jack fly off to one of the holest shrines, where Our Lady appeared on a golf course. On the way home however some one empties the fuel tanks and the flight seems to be heading for disaster. It's up to Ted to save the day.
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