As the members of the Carrick-on-Shannon Alcoholics Society spread throughout the country, it is inevitable that new members will join the ever growing ranks...and here is where you can find out more about them....
D.C.U.
Mairead Lavin
Coming from Foxford in Mayo you would think that she would have known about Carrick, but no, nothing at all. Mairead is not a flirt, long and short.I have not been asked to say that she is not a flirt, I honestly don't think she is! No matter what the millions of fellas in Dublin, and Mayo, and the rest of theworld think, she is not a flirt. OK. Also she has a weird metallic object in here stomach, adding weight to the theory that she is an alien...
Emma Murphy
Emma is a lovely girl, who has never given ot about me or what I put up on her site. She won't mind this picture of her being here. I hope!. Emma is from the tropical Wexford explaining her tan. She also went to great lengths to say she did not go out with Garrett Curly, and any evidence, photo's and witnesses are just circumstantial. Anyway he is in a relationship with Fintin...
Garrett Curly
There is very little known about this fella, except he is evidently Bisexual, having had in the last few months relationships with Fintin and Emma. Also he is doing Physics so he must obviously done poorly in the Leaving Cert. I must just add that he is going to die within the next few weeks, namely when I next go to Dublin. Also his afair with Emma has ended so he is focusing on the fellas in his class...
Turloch O'Conner
Turloch is a sound man who is easily scared at the movies. I don't know too much about him but if anyone wants to tell me more, feel free.
L.I.T.
Mark Bishop
Mark is from Howth, is a millionaire and doesn't have an Dublin accent, no matter what he says. He has a thing for the Luas, I think he wants to drive a tram? Mark has recently had a relationship with a 16 year old. He is 19. Nuff said about that.
Shaun O' Conner
Shaun is from Kerry. Shaun likes Sheep....and Drink.
Mike McHugh
Mike is 100% certain to drop out of collage this year so he can continue his drinking and also his work in SuperMacs. Most notable in his past is the time he woke up Naked with a woman in the back of the car and late for work. And don't talk about his first time drinking.
Darren & Julie
Darren is the devil incarnate. Seriously take one look at him. Julie is Danish and has an infatuation for Darren and candles.
The American Dude in My House
Ok, I got this "person" living in my house. We believe his name is Dave and he is from America, but He is SERIOUSLY weird. He stays in his room 24/7. Did thy ever catch the uni-bimber?......
Tom
Tom lives in my house and I love scaring him. I keep giving him prank calls in the middle of the night and last nite I went into his room at 2a.m. with a torch and shone it i his face and shouted "give me your money". He was surprisingly scared!