Don't tell Sifu

 

 

 

- I'm going to try to do this lightly.

- That pressure point is located. . .

- Now, throw a punch at me # Everyone do the next movement in the form, now hold still while I check

- (Only applies if you are a big guy) "I like big guys."

- Today we will work on internal strikes, here hold this phone book against your chest.

- Just one more. . .Ok now just one more. . .

- OK, block the first punch. . .

- I like to call myself a groin technologist.

- So, you want to date my daughter.

- Now, hold this apple in your mouth.

- You punch like David Carradine.

- Very funny. # I once kicked Bruce Lee's ass.

- Try to catch this arrow.

- Okay, today you're all going to spar *my* sifu, whom, as you all know, I've never managed to beat...

- Right, this will be lots of fun...

- (If you are the current "demonstration toy) Now look what happens when I increase the pressure...

- Come and do forearm conditioning with me...

- 'The first of you up from horse stance gets the first round in at the bar...'

- Ok better get the tiger balm

- Last one to finish their punches fights the Sifu...

- I brought A special guest To show us how to you the tiger claw right... ok you can let him out now... ouch he must have been hungry...

- Ok today we are sparring with my undefeated daughter full contact!!!

- Ok This Merdian line is blissful, this one is death - or is it the other way around... lets find out!