It's been a long time since I last updated this page, so here goes!

I would like to thank Uwe Meier for getting me involved in "The Kelly Board"

I must also thank Sharky, of Sharky's Celebrities, who provided me with the Big Breakfast Screenshots.

Thank you also to FHM, Loaded, Maxim and The Daily Star Newspaper for some of the wonderful Kelly Brook images which are made available.

A big thank you must also go out to Robert Bentley who provided me with some of the photos on this site.

Okay, I also want to say hi to a few people. First I guess I should say hi to all my family back home in Cork where I will be joining you soon. Then I must also say hi to my brother in London, Roger, before he kills me again for not thanking him, and saying hi, and ... Happy now???? See ya when you next come over.

I suppose I now have to say hello to Laura. Not actually gonna say much cos everyone will crucify me if I am too nice and lovey-dovey! Ha! Ha! Sorry lads! Actually what the hell. Just want to say that you've made me so happy over these past few weeks. I know I must be difficult to put up with, but that's just part of me that takes getting used to. Think you actually understand that by now, and are coping well with it. Thanks babe!

Next up, Janna Brewster. Here is a girl whom I have never ever met, yet still she is a very close friend. Those night long internet chats and all those emails are definately one of my favourite things about the internet.

Next up come the lads from back home, back in Cork. Owen, Vinny, Kevin and Keith, "The Lads".
Vinny, finally gotten rid of the 'girlfriend' and trying immediately to get into another ones pants! Always knew you had it in you!!!!! No joke meant.... hehehe
Owen, what can I say about Sophie except, she's got a nice pair of tits!! Hahaha! Not that I was looking or anything, Keith told me. You're back on the ball, not we'll have to wait and see who will be next!
Kevin, been hearing stories that you've been keeping a secret love-child hidden from us all these years. An 8 year old, you are 21, some 13 year old you were.
Keith, the only guy I know who when he reaches the 'level' he screams his own name rather than the girl who put him in that state. Rumours are also circulating that you asked all the girls that you were ever with to wear a reflective substance on their forehead when you are together so that when you are up to 'stuff' you can see yourself and be extremely happy. Not sure if that one is true yet though!

Okay, now that I back from Dublin, I must say a huge thank you to Yvonne Harte, Henry Browne, and Richard Merrigan, who put me up when I had nowhere to live for a few weeks. What would I have done without you. And also for keeping me sane when I went up there, and making me get pissed almost every time I go out with you. Most can't even be remembered they've been so good!

Okay, more on people. Áine, I know I give ya a hard time and all that but there's a reason for it. I can't help it, I jus love annoying you so much. And don't think I'll ever stop, I know ya love it baby!! Love the photo, don't you!
M*****, or as she is better known, Whore-Bitch. Ha, what do I say here? Things are always like this between us, though now, it seems weird that you won't even look at me, let alone talk to me. God knows what I have done wrong on this one, but fuck it I say. You never were one to be trusted, every one told me that. And I always backed you up, but not anymore, I made my mistakes!! Never again! Don't want you getting yourself a bad name or anything.
Next up, Lesley who used to send me more text messages on my phone than anyone else I know. Thanks for that Les. I think the holidays have changed the way we see each other, what do you think? You are my dancing partner, 'member!
Then there's Dee who I must say possesses a voice I never thought she'd have. Like Lesley, I think you see me differently too than when you first got to know me. Well, I know that I see you in a different light anyway.
And last but not least, Aileen, the girl with the pierced nipple. Have to say that every time that I've been out with you, I've had such a laugh. Probably to do with the fact that you are fucking loopy. Ha ha !! Don't ever change the way you are. You're too much fun!

Now I am just going to list some names of my friends, just so they don't kill me! Adrian, Aishling, Cathy, Cian Twomey, Colin, Colm Crowley, Darragh, Declan Hegarty, Declan Twomey, Eamonn Breen, Elaine, Flor P, Graham Nudds, Kieran, Leeanne, Len, Mick Costine, Niamh, Olive Manley, Paulie, Philip (Spam), Pierce, Ronan, Squire, Stocks, Tom, and all the rest of the staff in The Mardyke, and M2! I'll include the rest someday!

Down in Bar Rumba, big shout out to Bunty, Catherine, Donogh, Emma, Frankie D, Jean, Jennifer, Keith, Michelle, Mick, Robin. Anyone else, sorry, I'll include you soon.

If you've got any Kelly photos which I do have have and you think should be on my site, or if you just have a comment to make about the site, then please e-mail me. Who knows, your name could appear on this very page. Now that's something to show your mates!