DAFT Ten Most Wanted Fugitive


IMPERSONATING A DRUNK; FLATULENCE RELATED ARSON

Kevin Hurley

Hurley
Photograph taken in 1998

Aliases: Kev, Flame boy, Fuzzy

DESCRIPTION

Date of Birth: October 28th Hair: Red
Place of Birth: The Kalihari Desert Eyes: Brown
Height: 6" Sex: infrequent
Weight: 20 Grand Race: "Not always to the swift"
Occupations: Gadget wizard, Phone freak Nationality: Irish
Remarks:  Puncuates awkward silences with a barage of pub tricks he learnt while in the belgian congo. Changes the subject when quizzed as to what pubs there are in the congo.
Scars and Marks: Burn marks
Social Security
Number:
1800 - CORNHOLIO

CAUTION

KEVIN HURLEY IS A SKILLED AND ACOMPLISHED STREET FIGHTER. HE IS FAMILIAR WITH SEVERAL FORMS OF DRUNKEN BOXING, THANKS TO LOTS OF BEER

CONSIDERED DANGEROUS

IF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION CONCERNING THIS PERSON, PLEASE CONTACT YOUR LOCAL DAFT OFFICE OR THE NEAREST U.S. EMBASSY OR CONSULATE.

REWARD

A bag of mollys chips is being offered for any information leading directly to the arrest of Kevin Hurley.

DAFT No. # 6972DA1
January 2000


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