BEING CRAZY; HAVING AN EXCESS OF NICKNAMES; BULLSHITTING WITHOUT A LICENCE
BOB KELLY
Photograph taken in 1998 |
|
Aliases: Kermit, Bob-bob, Bob-bob-bob, crazy bob, mutant discumbobulator, Robobulus, bobulon, Spoon,
döppel-bob, Anti-bob, beelzebob, Nelson |
DESCRIPTION
|
Date of Birth: |
October 28th 1980 |
Hair: |
Its a toupeé |
|
Place of Birth: |
Ankh-Morpork |
Eyes: |
Blue |
|
Height: |
4'24 |
Sex: |
With females |
|
Weight: |
S'right you got 6000 pounds! |
Race: |
Piggy back |
|
Occupations: |
DAFT Consultant, Insanity Engineer |
Nationality: |
Lancreian |
|
Remarks: |
Prone to outbursts of temporary insanity, Kelly is a dangerous and paranormal individual. |
|
Scars and Marks: |
Mostly lovebites (See subject Coyne, Rachel) |
Social Security
Number: |
1800 - KERMIT
|
CAUTION
LOOSE CHIPPINGS - 20 MPH
CONSIDERED DANGEROUS
IF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION CONCERNING THIS PERSON,
PLEASE CONTACT YOUR LOCAL DAFT OFFICE
OR THE NEAREST U.S. EMBASSY
OR CONSULATE.
REWARD
A reward of up to 30,000 Scruples* is being offered for any information
leading directly to the arrest of Bob Kelly.
(Kraplakistani currency - equivalent to £4)
DAFT No. # 6968DA1
January 2000
[ View PDF Version ] [ View Spanish PDF Version ]
[ Buffalo Field
Office ] [ Ten Most Wanted Fugitives
]
[ Most Wanted Page ] [ Facts
] [ DAFT Home Page ]
[Hear The Soundbites] |
