EXCESSIVE & VIOLENT BITING, RUNNING AROUND IN CIRCLES, EXCESSIVE SOBRIETY
DAVID MCEVOY
Photograph taken in 1999
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| Aliases: Dave, Christ, Groovey Babey, Sergeant Biggles, Dangerous Dave |
DESCRIPTION
| Date of Birth: |
9th January |
Hair: |
Black |
| Place of Birth: |
Dungeyall |
Eyes: |
Two |
| Height: |
8'13'' |
Sex: |
He wishes |
| Weight: |
-10 pounds |
Race: |
White |
| Occupations: |
Chef, Duck King, Evil Mastermind |
Nationality: |
Irish |
| Remarks: |
Possesses the ability to smell fear and small
green caterpillers, |
| Scars and Marks: |
Scarred hands from vegetable chopping.
Permanent handprint on left cheek from repeated slapping by females. |
Social Security
Number: |
1800 - NICEGUY
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CAUTION
MCEVOY IS SUSPECTED TO HAVE POISONED AT LEAST 50, 000, 000, 000 PEOPLE DURING HIS
TIME AS A CHEF. INVITE HIM OVER FOR DINNER WITH CAUTION.
CONSIDERED DANGEROUS
IF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION CONCERNING THIS PERSON, PLEASE CONTACT YOUR LOCAL DAFT OFFICE OR THE NEAREST U.S. EMBASSY OR CONSULATE.
REWARD
A reward of up to $6,000,000 is being offered for any information leading directly to
the arrest of David McEvoy.
Not.
DAFT No. # 6972DA1
January 2000
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