REFUSAL TO SLEEP; CONSTANT SOBREITY; UNLAWFUL ENTRY TO A BEHIND COUNTER AREA TO PUT SOMETHING IN THE BIN
JOHN MCEVOY
Photograph taken in 1998 |
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Aliases: Zoro, John-Boy, Flapjack |
DESCRIPTION
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Date of Birth: |
May 5th 1983 |
Hair: |
Some |
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Place of Birth: |
Nazareth |
Eyes: |
A whole jar of em |
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Height: |
depends |
Sex: |
Once, behind a canoe shed |
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Weight: |
incalculable |
Race: |
Piggy back |
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Occupations: |
Freelance Poet |
Nationality: |
Hibernian |
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Remarks: |
Impossible to stalk, since he never sleeps, John is quite apt at self-defence with large hardback books and stilts |
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Scars and Marks: |
Appendix A |
Social Security
Number: |
1800 - FLAPJACK
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CAUTION
JOHN MCEVOY IS CONSIDERED ARMOURED AND DANGEROUS, AND IS REPUTEDLY ARMED WITH A CONCEALED POINTED STICK
CONSIDERED DANGEROUS
IF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION CONCERNING THIS PERSON,
PLEASE CONTACT YOUR LOCAL DAFT OFFICE
OR THE NEAREST U.S. EMBASSY
OR CONSULATE.
REWARD
A Pat on the back is being offered for any information
leading directly to the arrest of Bob Kelly.
DAFT No. # 6974DA1
January 2000
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