BEING REALLY WIERD, SINGING AT INAPPROPRIATE TIMES, TALKING DURING THE MOVIE
RORY O'KELLY
Photograph taken in 1999
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| Aliases:Rok, Rorysome, roroks, rokster, horatio, montague,
rok-k-k-k, notbob, pyro, rory the racoon, martin, clark, eggblender, fatman,
roreo, disco fuzz, Flory, Aurora, Rooster, Drain |
DESCRIPTION
| Date of Birth: |
August 18th 1980 |
Hair: |
Dark Brown |
| Place of Birth: |
Reseach Lab #12, MV Clarity, Mura roa Atoll,
South Pacific |
Eyes: |
Green |
| Height: |
2'1 |
Sex: |
All the time. |
| Weight: |
15 to 1750 pounds |
Race: |
Usually comes in last. |
| Occupations: |
Lumberjack, Cross-dresser |
Nationality: |
Irish |
| Remarks: |
A keen mind, O'Kelly often indulges in pointless
and meaningless conversations on the nature of the universe. (See subject KELLY,
bob) |
| Scars and Marks: |
Has three buttocks and six legs. |
Social Security
Number: |
1800 - SNOOGLEPUSS
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CAUTION
RORY O'KELLY IS HIGHLY TRAINED IN THE MARTIAL ARTS. HE KNOWS KARATE, AND
SEVERAL OTHER CHINESE WORDS. APPROACH WITH CAUTION.
CONSIDERED DANGEROUS
IF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION CONCERNING THIS PERSON, PLEASE CONTACT YOUR LOCAL DAFT OFFICE OR THE NEAREST U.S. EMBASSY OR CONSULATE.
REWARD
A reward of up to $30,000 and a half-eaten salamander is being offered for any
information leading directly to the arrest of Rory O'Kelly.
DAFT No. # 6972DA1
January 2000
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