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Are you always the designated driver? Are always the one to take out other peoples shoes and dump them on the side of the road where nothing but a half squashed rabbit with his tongue sticking out and his brains another mile or so back the road being picked up by some slack jawed yokel and some fokal called Cleedus Can see them? Are you ever the one to say "the end of the world will be tomorrow at some time around midnight when all the people are asleep in there nice cosy comfy beds where nothing but a cockroach can wake you up from your dream of being the king of all that is everything and that that is nothing to say the least but when you really try you can somehow make sense of something that is pointless in every way and no-one can really explain why they can't sleep until they find some sort of clue to what the meaning of life really is and why we were put on this earth on the first place"? Are you sick of waking up in the morning and thinking oh my god I'm not still me am I? Well then you are just about right for the job we have lined up for you. We know that just about everyone would like the job of being the 'McAddy Simpleton' so we have narrowed it down just that little bit to find out egzaklie (I can never spell that right) what it is that the 'McAddy Simpleton' does. I mean it hardly has much to do with writing some steaming pile of cow dung for absolutely no reason. Now I'm telling you that the 'McAddy Simpleton' is not just some simpleton who has no idea what to do. Just because we don't know what the 'McAddy Simpleton' does doesn't mean the 'McAddy Simpleton' doesn't know egzaklie (there it is again) what to do. A lot of people have theories of what the meaning of life is and I am no different. My theory is that the reason we are here, the meaning of life is to figure out for ourselves what the meaning of life is. I know I started off talking about designated drivers and half squashed rabbits and have expanded to talking about the meaning of life and what I'm talking about. That is because last night I ate some popcorn watched a film went to bed and farmed a conscience. HA!!!" |