Bullshit Licence Application Form


Details:

First Name:

Surname:

Why your surname is historic:

Nicknames:

Middle Names (tick where appropriate):
Danger
Sex Machine
Handsome

Other (please specify):

Height:      

Weight:     

IQ:            

Age:          

Bio:

Which war(s) have you fought in
World War 1
World War 2
Vietnam
Korean War
Falklands
Gulf War
All of the Above and more

Have you ever killed anyone?
Yes
Sort Of

How big was that fish you caught?
this big
THIS big!
Ever seen jaws?

Why is your team the best?

List the Celebrities you consider close friends:

Which guitarists have you been a mentor to?
Jimi Hendrix
Joe Satriani
Carlos Santana
Rory Gallagher
The Edge

Whats really wrong with this country and how can it be fixed?