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The Top 17 ways to freak out your roommate/friend/goldfish/carrot:

1. Smoke Ballpoint pens
2. Smile-All the time
3. Always flush the toilet three times
4. Listen to radio static
5. Open your curtains before you go to sleep each night.
   Close them as soon as you wake up
6. Whenever your Roommate/Friend/Goldfish/Carrot comes in
   from the shower lower your eyes and giggle to yourself
7. Whenever they go to bed, start junping on your bed...
   Do so for a while, then jump really high and act like you hit your
   head on the ceiling.
   Crumple onto your bed and fake that you were knocked out...
   Use this method to get to sleep every night for a month
8. Ask your Roommate/Friend/Whatever if He/She/It has ever looked
   into the eyes of his/her/its victim
9. Whenever His/Her/Its Parents phone and ask for your Roommate/Friend/Goldfish/Carrot
   Breath into the phone for 5 seconds then hang up
10. Gather up a rubbish bag full of leaves and throw them in a pile
    in His/Her/Its room.
    Jump in them.
    Comment about the beautiful foliage
11. Get a computer
    Leave it on when you are not using it.
    Turn it off when you are
12. Fake a heart attack.
    When your Roommate/etc. gets the paramedics to come, pretend nothing happened
13. Whenever the phone rings, get up and answer the door
14. whenever someone knocks at the door, answer the phone
15. Whenever your Roommate(...) enters the room,
    anounce with an air of disdain that you are going to take a shower.
    Do so
    Keep this up for three weeks
16. Buy Sea Monkeys, name one after your roommate.
    Announce the next day that one died.
    Name another one after your roommate.
    The next day say that it died.
    Keep this up until they all die.
17. Spend all your money on Transformers.
    Play with them at night.
    If your Roommate/Friend/Alternat Personality say anything,
    Tell them with a straight face,
    They're more than meets the eye!