OmniCorporation Inc.

           firstweb            

10 Fun Things to do During an Exam:

1. Bring a pillow, fall asleep until the last 15 minutes.
   Wake up. exclaim, Oh! Better gat cracking, And do some gibberish work
   Hand it up early.
2. Get a copy of the exam.
   Run out screaming: Andre, Andre!! I've got the secret documents!!
3. If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form.
   If it is a long answer/essay form, answer in numbers and symbols.
   Be creative use the integral system.
4. Make paper airplanes out of the exam,
   aim them at the instructors left nostril.
   
5. Talk the entire way through the exam.
   Read all the questions out loud, debate the answers with yourself out loud.
   If asked to stop, yell out:I'm so sure you can hear me thinking!.
   Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
6. Walk in, get the exam, sit down.
   Abot 5 minutes into it, loudly say to the instructor:
   I don't understand any of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long!
   Wat's the deal? And who are you? Where's the regular guy.
   
7. Bring in a Gameboy and play with the volume at max leve,
8. On the answer sheet find a new interesting way to refuse
   to answer every question.
   eg) I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs.
   Be creative.
9. Run into the exam room, look around frantically, go up to the instructor and say: They've found me, I have to leave the country.
   And run off.
10. Bring Pets

Omnicorp Inc. takes no responsibility for the idiots who try these suggestions