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The Top 17 Things to do During lord of the rings Movies:

1. Stand up half way through the movie and yell loudly,
   Wait... Where the hell is Harry Potter?
2. Block the entrance to the theatre while screaming,
   YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!
3. At some point during the movie, stand up and shout,
   I must go! Middle Earth needs me!
   and run and try and jump into the screen. After bouncing off, return
   quietly to your seat
4. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip whenever someone says,
   'The Ring'
5. Point and laugh whenever someone dies
6. Ask the nearest Ring-Nut if Gandalf ever went to Hogwarts
7. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with:'Mr. Anderson'
8. At the end complain that Gollum was offensive to Ethiopians
9. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. at the end, bite off someone's finger and fall down the stairs
10. When Shelob appears, pinch the guy in front of you in the back of the neck
11. Dress up as old ladies and reanact the battle of Helm's Deep Mony Python style
12. When Denethor lights the fire, shout 'Barbacue!'
13. Ask people who they think will be the next Terminator sent from the Middle-Earth of the future to
    assasinate Frodo Baggins
14. In the Two Towers when the Ents decide to go to war stand up, and shout,
    'RUN FOREST, RUN!!!'
15. Every time someone kills an orc stand up and shout,'Thats what im Tolkien About!!!'
16. During a wide shot of a battle, stand up and inquire, 'Wheres Wally?'
17. At the end, say: 'It was good, But Lucas could ave done better!'