A pint of blood is all I need
To
get me through the Night.
A
tiny peck around the neck
Will
fill me with delight.
I’m sure you have a pint to spare,
Your
veins look very ample.
So
save a Vampire from despair
And
let me have a sample.
Please put away that wooden stake
It
looks so very sharp.
Be
careful now for God’s sake or
You’ll
stab me through the
Hea-a-a-a-rt.