JokesEach month, a joke of the month is chosen from the jokes that were sent in. Unfortunately, I have yet to hear a really funny fishing joke :)
Three Englishmen
Three Englishmen were sitting by the side of a river in America holding fishing poles with the lines in the water, when a Game Warden comes up behind them, taps them on the shoulder and says,
Prevention Of Cruelty To PiranhasA video dealer in England advertised a large discount on his systems to anyone who was brave (?) enough to snatch a coin from an aquarium filled with hungry piranha. The RSPCA got into the act and demanded the dealer be sure the customer's hands were cleaned so as to prevent food poisoning in any piranha that might bite a dirty hand.
The Secret to Ice Fishing
Mick and Paddy decide to go ice fishing. After arriving at the lake early in the morning, they cut two holes in the lake and drop in their lines in the water. After fishing for a few hours, Mick has caught dozens of fish while Jethro hasn't even gotten a bite.
Two Kerrymen go FishingTwo Kerrymen go fishing. They catch a lot of fish and return to the shore. 1st Kerryman: I hope you remember the spot where we caught all those fish. 2nd Kerryman: Yes, I made an 'X' on the side of the boat to mark the spot. 1st Kerryman: You idiot! How do you know we'll get the same boat?
Fishing License
A couple of young guys were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track when out of the bushes jumped the game warden! Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and started running through the woods like a bat out of hell and hot on his heels came the game warden. After about a half mile, the guy stopped and stooped over with his hands on his thighs to catch his breath and the game warden finally caught up to him.
One LinersWhy was the bluefish blue? Because the blowfish wouldn't. Two birds were sitting on a perch. One said: "I smell fish". | All Advantage
The ideal way to pay your internet phone bill each month.
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