A VERY EXTRAORDINARY SORT OF GIRL

[MUSIC & LYRICS BY GILBERT O'SULLIVAN]

 

She could take a leaf upon a tree and turn it into gold

Just as she could take a piece of rope which on it's own will fold

You see, she's a very extraordinary sort of girl

 

Why don't you take a stone and eat it just as if it were a cake

You could be surprised to see the sort of things that she can make

You see, she's a very extraordinary sort of girl

 

Who is just the same as you and she

In every way with quality she's perfect

But if you take her out

Remember she can break your heart in two

But she'll put it back, glue it together, make it look brand new

You see, she's a very extraordinary sort of girl

 

Why don't you take a stone and eat it just as if it were a cake

You could be surprised to see the sort of things that she can make

You see, she's a very extraordinary sort of girl

 

Who is just the same as you and she

In every way with quality she's perfect

But if you take her out

Remember she can break your heart in two

But she'll put it back, glue it together, make it look brand new

You see, she's a very extraordinary sort of female, woman

You know the type

 


 

AIN'T NO TELLING (WHAT TOMORROW WILL BRING)

[MUSIC & LYRICS BY GILBERT O'SULLIVAN]

 

Always when you think about it, nothing goes

Quite the way you wish it would do

Even when you think that you have got it made

Someone else has gone and made it too

 

Usually the first thing you do each day

Isn't different to the last

Even if the same things are happening here

That have happened in the past

 

There ain't no telling what tomorrow will bring

Or which way it's gonna go

There ain't no telling what tomorrow will bring

But you can be there (be there)

After the day before

 

Never mind the weather if the sun don't shine

Well and good and good if it's clear

Seems to me we'd all be at a loss for words

If the weather was to disappear

 

Losing isn't always a pretty sight

Especially when you go for gold

Still it's only one jump in your life

And with many more to unfold

 

There ain't no telling what tomorrow will bring

Or which way it's gonna go

There ain't no telling what tomorrow will bring

Just like in Norway (Norway)

There's Nor-way you could know

 

I wonder what would happen

If all the hills were flattened

And somebody requested a push

How would they go about it

Without a hill I doubt it

A push however hard is enough

Even if a push came to shove

 

Making all the right moves in excess

Doesn't mean your race is won

Even if your right shoe is on your left

Even if your left's undone

 

There ain't no telling what tomorrow will bring

Or which way it's gonna go

There ain't no telling what tomorrow will bring

But you can be there (be there)

After the day before

 

(There ain't no telling what tomorrow will bring)

Or which way it's gonna go

There ain't no telling what tomorrow will bring

(That's why we love it so)

 

There ain't no telling what tomorrow will bring

Could be I don't know

There ain't no telling what tomorrow will bring

Will it be sunshine (sunshine), showers (showers)

A basket of flowers

There's no way you could know

 

(There ain't no telling what tomorrow will bring)

Or which way it's gonna go

There ain't no telling what tomorrow will bring

 


 

ALONE AGAIN (NATURALLY)

[MUSIC & LYRICS BY GILBERT O'SULLIVAN]

 

In a little while from now

If I’m not feeling any less sour

I promise myself to treat myself

And visit a nearby tower

And climbing to the top will throw myself off

In an effort to make it clear to who

Ever what it’s like when you’re shattered

Left standing in the lurch at a church

Where people saying "My God, that’s tough

She's stood him up

No point in us remaining

We may as well go home"

As I did on my own

Alone again, naturally

 

To think that only yesterday

I was cheerful, bright and gay

Looking forward to well who wouldn’t do

The role I was about to play

But as if to knock me down

Reality came around

And without so much, as a mere touch

Cut me into little pieces

Leaving me to doubt

Talk about God in his mercy

Who if he really does exist

Why did he desert me in my hour of need

I truly am indeed

Alone again, naturally

 

It seems to me that there are more hearts

Broken in the world that can’t be mended

Left unattended

What do we do? What do we do?

 

Alone again, naturally

Now looking back over the years

And whatever else that appears

I remember I cried when my father died

Never wishing to hide the tears

And at sixty-five years old

My mother, God rest her soul

Couldn’t understand why the only man

She had ever loved had been taken

Leaving her to start with a heart so badly broken

Despite encouragement from me

No words were ever spoken

And when she passed away

I cried and cried all day

Alone again, naturally

Alone again, naturally

 


 

ANYTIME

[MUSIC & LYRICS BY GILBERT O'SULLIVAN]

 

Anytime you need a friend

Anytime you're at an end

Call on me and I'll be there with you

Just my luck if you don't want me to

 

Don't leave me in a spin

You know the state I'm in, too

Anytime, anytime, anytime will do

 

Anytime your heart is sad

Anytime you're feeling bad

Say the word and I'll be on my way

Just my luck if I'm not home that day

 

It doesn't have to be

Now and forever it's true

Anytime, anytime, anytime will do

 

What's the use of me

Pretending I'm with you

When all I get is in effect

What in effect I knew

 

Don't keep me anymore

Although I'm longing for you

Anytime, anytime, anytime will do

 

What's the use of me

Pretending I'm with you

When all I get is I suspect

What I suspect I knew

 

Anytime you need a friend

Anytime you're at an end

Call on me and I'll be at your side

Just my luck if it should be denied

 

Don't leave me in a spin

You know the state I'm in too

It doesn't have to be

Now and forever it's true

Don't keep me anymore

When all I want is want you

 

Anytime, anytime, anytime will do

Anytime, anytime, anytime will do

 


 

BREAKFAST, DINNER AND TEA

[MUSIC & LYRICS BY GILBERT O'SULLIVAN]

 

All I ever get from you is breakfast dinner and tea

Served with all the love that you possess

So tomorrow I'll be off with nothing left in me

Bar a helping of your tenderness

 

People said before we met how good you could be

Especially at well that they just didn't say

So I let my imagination get the better of me

Not thinking I would regret that very day

 

Now I'm mixed up with a girl

Who believe me cooks like a pro

But outside of that

It's no good at what she should be, loving me

 

Now I'm mixed up with a girl

Who believe me cooks like a pro

But outside of that

It's no good at what she should be

All I ever get from you is breakfast dinner and tea

Served with all the love that you possess

So tomorrow I'll be off with nothing left in me

Bar a helping of your tenderness

 

All I ever get from you is breakfast dinner and tea

Breakfast dinner and tea

 


 

CALL ON ME

[MUSIC & LYRICS BY GILBERT O'SULLIVAN]

 

When you're feeling blue

You don't know what to do

Just call on me

I'll make it worth your while

 

I'll always be at home

You'll never be alone

As long as I'm there with you 

By your side

 

Now when the moon is high

Above there in the sky

Just knock upon my door

And I'll be with you

 

No matter where you go

Just come and let me know

I hold your hand

And when alone I'll kiss you

 

With you I feel happy

When I know that  I'll never change my mind

With me you can be

Any hour (any hour), day or night (day or night)

Call on me girl, (call on me)

Anytime you like, like

 

So if you feel today

You'd rather get away

To someplace where you know

You won't be lonely

 

Just call on me and see 

How happy you will be

I'll make you feel 

You life's just for me only

 

With you I feel happy

When I know that I'll never change my mind

With me you can be

Any hour (any hour), day or night (day or night)

Call on me girl, (call on me)

Anytime you like, like

 

So if you feel today

You'd rather get away

To some place where you know

You won't be lonely

 

Just call on me and see

How happy you will be

I'll make you feel

You life's just for me only

 

And from all of us here

It's goodbye

I'll now hand you over to the 'A' side

I hope that you enjoyed my little 'B'

If you haven't well what can I say

Except I hope that you like the 'A'

If you haven't well what can I say

Except I hope that you like the 'A'

 


 

CHRISTMAS SONG

[MUSIC & LYRICS BY GILBERT O'SULLIVAN]

 

I'm not dreaming of a white Christmas

I'm not dreaming of a white Christmas

All I'm dreaming of the whole day long

Is a peaceful one

 

Merry Christmas, Happy New Year

To those of you who live in fear

And let us hope that very soon

The peace you seek will then resume

 

I'm not dreaming of a white Christmas

I'm not dreaming of a white Christmas

All I'm dreaming of the whole day long

Is a peaceful one (peaceful one)

 

(I'm not dreaming of a white Christmas)

(I'm not dreaming of a white Christmas)

(All I'm dreaming of the whole day long)

(Is a peaceful one)

 

Merry Christmas, Happy New Year

To those of you who live in fear

And let us hope that very soon

The peace you seek will then resume

 

I'm not dreaming of a white Christmas

I'm not dreaming of a white Christmas

All I'm dreaming of the whole day long

Is a peaceful, peaceful one

 


 

COULDN'T GET ARRESTED

[MUSIC & LYRICS BY GILBERT O'SULLIVAN]

 

Out of a job like

Sat on my bum

Tried unemployment

It was no fun

 

Said they were full up

Could I go back

So out of desperation I tried begging

Practiced a little bit and hit the street

 

But I couldn't get arrested

No I couldn't be bought

I couldn't get arrested

Even when I was caught

 

Went to a party

Looking for a date

The place was a buzzin'

The women looked great

 

Tried all the usual

Chat 'em up lines

Some thought it good when I said let's do it

One even managed to force a smile

 

But I couldn't get arrested

No I couldn't be bought

I couldn't get arrested

Even when I was caught

 

Why if you think about it always

Why is it always far too late

Why is it always men can do it

Why do you just sit back and wait

Why is it better than appointments????

Such a pathetic line to take

 

Saw in the papers, wanted "A Man"

Thought that it suited me

I think a good plan

Went for the interview

It seemed to go well

I saw them all at my male credentials

One lady present was overweight

 

But I couldn't get arrested

No I couldn't be bought

I couldn't get arrested

Even when I was caught

 

Under the rules of our engagement

You cannot marry me unless

I issue you a formal statement

That indicates my willingness

Oh for the days of where's your finger

This is a ring for can you guess?

 

Went to the police

Said it's no fun

Everybody doing it

And I'm getting none

 

Looked at me quizzically

Said "there's a good lad"

I said where as I kicked a bobby

He and another they chased me round

 

But I couldn't get arrested

No I couldn't be bought

I couldn't get arrested

Even when I was caught

 

But I couldn't get arrested

Went from zero to naught

I couldn't get arrested

Even when I was caught

 


 

DISAPPEAR

[MUSIC & LYRICS BY GILBERT O'SULLIVAN]

 

I was asking for a drink last night

Never noticing that things just weren't quite right

But the bartender said you look queer

So disappear

 

Before I realised what I'd be through

A girl came up to me and said "I love you"

But I whispered gently in her ear

To disappear

 

What is wrong with everyone in this town

That's what I am asking me

And to my reply it's bound to be

Something I'll never forget

 

Left alone once this will happen again

But if it did, I'd know right there and then

I would pack everything I have here

And disappear

 

 

 

 

 


 

DOING WHAT I KNOW

[MUSIC & LYRICS BY GILBERT O'SULLIVAN]

 

Sometimes I think I don't know what I'm doing

But I always end up doing what I know

Sometimes I think I don't know what I'm doing

But I always end up doing what I know

 

And It's amazing when you think of it

How many people smoke

Despite the risks that are involved

There's really very little hope

Without them we just couldn't cope

Couldn't cope, neither could we

 

Sometimes I think I don't know what I'm doing

But I always end up doing what I know 

Doing what I know, doing what I know

 

Sometimes I think I don't know what I'm doing 

But I always end up doing what I know

Sometimes I think I don't know what I'm doing

But I always end up doing what I know

 

Have you ever wondered

What would happen in a third world war 

No sooner would it have begun

Than it would be all over

Just look over your shoulder, your shoulder

It's above your knees

 

Sometimes I think I don't know what I'm doing

But I always end up doing what I know

 

And what I know, may not I know be a great deal

But what I know nobody can take

Nobody can take, nobody can take away from me 

No, no, no, away from me, no, no, no

I am doing what I know, doing what I know

 

Sometimes I think I don't know what I'm doing

But I always end up doing what I know

Away we go doing what I know

Away we go doing what I know

Away we go doing what I know

 


 

DON'T BOTHER AT ALL

[MUSIC & LYRICS BY GILBERT O'SULLIVAN]

 

Went and left me on my own before

Said you don't want me round anymore

Found some other fool to come and care for you

 

Now you're back and though my heart is sad

You still want me but honey I'm still mad at you

So baby don't bother at all

 

When I see you walking down the street

I feel so sorry for the one you meet

Now I know what you are like and what you can do

 

That was then and now you're at my door

What can I tell you that I haven't before, we're through

So baby don't bother at all

 

From a bird eye's view to a T-bone steak

From up above to below the human race

Have about as much respect for each other as we still have

In the moon for the wrong southside of you

 

Still remember how you used to care

Take you with me almost everywhere

Seems so funny that to think you'd be untrue

 

But the day you ran away with him

You made a fool of me and that I think is cruel

So baby don't bother at all

 

A bed of roses supposing it doesn't exist

Would you believe I believe that believing in this

Is like a suit on a groom and the bride he's going to wed

Well instead go asleep in separate beds

 

Went and left me on my own before

Said you don't want me 'round anymore

Found another fool to come and care for you

 

Now you're back and though my heart is sad

You still want me but honey I'm still mad at you

So baby don't bother at all

So baby don't bother at all

So baby don't bother at all

 


 

DOWN, DOWN, DOWN

[MUSIC & LYRICS BY GILBERT O'SULLIVAN]

 

Well little beau peep didn't lose any sleep

Trying to make it with the sheep of the town

What she did instead was to lose her head

While they put her in sox of a human catapult

Going down, down, down, down, down

Going down, down, down, down, down

Going down, down, down, down, down

 

Stanley had a girlfriend

Who was given to him

Which would take him on a journey around

Well all he had to do was to see

I presumed to a fella who was known as Doctor Livingstone

 

Going down, down, down, down, down

Going down, down, down, down, down

Going down, down, down, down, down

 

You better listen to me girl

I've got nothing to say

You better watch your step 'cause baby

I could very easily run away

 

Mary had a lamb chop for her dinner

But her supper fell to the ground (off)

So every day for dinner she got to spend

Every penny she got doing I don't know what

 

Going down, down, down, down, down

Going down, down, down, down, down

Going down, down, down, down, down

 

You better listen to me girl

I've got nothing to say

You better watch your step 'cause baby

I could very easily run away

 

Well little beau peep didn't lose any sleep

Trying to make it with the sheep of the town

What she did instead was to lose her head

While they put her in sox of a human catapult

Going down, down, down, down, down

Going down, down, down, down, down

Going down, down, down, down, down

 


 

EVERYBODY KNOWS

[MUSIC & LYRICS BY GILBERT O'SULLIVAN]

 

Everybody knows that the world is round

That is everybody 'cept me

'Cause I ain't been told

So why should I be forced to believe

 

That the feet I wear are meant to bare

Pieces of leather that shine

No that can't be true

'Cause I can find a piece to fit mine

 

When I walk down town 

Dressed up like a clown

People they just burst into tears

Lift their heads and whisper in my ears

Cover up your toes 'cause everybody knows

 

When I walk down town 

Dressed up like a clown

People they just burst into tears

Lift their heads and whisper in my ears

Cover up your toes 'cause everybody knows

 

That the state we're in is about to begin

And it that's not enough you try

To balance a plate

While eating any granny's smelly mince pie

 

When I walk down town 

Dressed up like a clown

People they just burst into tears

Lift their heads and whisper in my ears

Cover up your toes 'cause everybody knows

 


 

GOOD COMPANY

[MUSIC & LYRICS BY GILBERT O'SULLIVAN]

 

My doctor told me if my headache gets much worse

The best thing that I can do is get myself a nurse

Let her give me the kiss of life and after that

You watch my headache disappear three seconds flat

And as you know, I don't really want you to go (no, no)

For I would much rather you stay with me

Be on hand when I need good company

 

The other morning I forget now where I'd been

Some fella cornered me said "hey man what's your scene?"

I told him frankly that I wasn't in a play

And that if I was I wouldn't give my scene away

And as you know I don't really want you to go (no, no)

For I would much rather you stay with me

Be on hand when I need good company

 

Altogether everybody turn and touch your toes

When I stop to give the signal

That's when I would like you

That's when I would like you

To go ooh, ooh

 

Muhammad Ali better known as Cassius Clay

Boy what a boxer he was and still is today

I had a go myself once thought that I was him

But unlike Muhammad baby I could never win

And as you know I don't really want you to go (no, no)

For I would much rather you stay with me

Be on hand when I need good company

Much rather you stay with me

Be on hand when I need good company

 


 

HAPPINESS IS ME AND YOU

[MUSIC & LYRICS BY GILBERT O'SULLIVAN]

 

When the evening is over

Put your head upon my shoulder

And I'll tell you something

I believe is true

Happiness is me and you

 

In a world so distorted

Where the worst is best reported

Love may be something

That will see us through

Happiness is me and you

 

There may be girls that I remember

Who've made me happy for a while

But none of them compare with you my love

How ever hard they all may try

 

If the bus that we're taking

Has for ages kept us waiting

What does it matter

Even in a queue

Happiness is me and you

 

There may be days that you'll discover

I'm not the man you think I'm am

But through it all we will recover

Without the aid of any plan

 

When the weeks turn to hours

And in June it's April showers

I'll tell you something

I believe is true

Happiness is me and you

Happiness is me and you

Happiness is me and you

 


 

I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO

[MUSIC & LYRICS BY GILBERT O'SULLIVAN]

 

I didn't know what to do

And I didn't know where to go

'Cause when I looked at you

I saw that it was snow on the ground

And not me pretending that I was a bee

Fresh from Antarctica frozen to ice

Mother dear I want some sound advice

 

'Cause I didn't know what to do

And I didn't know where to go

But someone looked at me

And said politely growing a beard

Can be fun, let me show you how it is done

I said don't bother I'd rather go see

Uncle George and Auntie Marge help me

 

'Cause I didn't know what to do

When you said, you were ready to go away

And they'll stay

Until such a time permit me to say

Oh I love you

 

People are staring, they don't understand

Cousin Mary please give me your hand

 

'Cause I didn't know what to do

And I didn't know where to go

 


 

I DON'T LOVE YOU BUT I THINK I LIKE YOU

[MUSIC & LYRICS BY GILBERT O'SULLIVAN]

 

I don't love you but I think I like you

Think I like you and I think you know

I don't want you but I do desire you

Do desire you and I won't let go

You say you love me, I say you do

You say believe me I say it's true

If there's a question you'd like to raise

It really depends on how much it weights

 

I don't love you but I think I like you

Think I like you and I think you know

I don't want you but I do desire you

Do desire you and I won't let go

 

We are the champions, we are the few

We stick together all the way through

We don't like people telling us off

Hand on your mouth boy when you cough

Hand on your mouth boy when you cough

 

I don't love you but I think I like you

Think I like you and I think you know

I don't want you but I do desire you

Do desire you and I won't let go

 

I'll be your hinges, you be my door

You'll beg your pardon, I'll beg for more

If there's a knock and you're on your own

Tell them you're sorry, but no one's home

Tell them you're sorry, but no one's home

 

I don't love you but I think I like you

Think I like you and I think you know

I don't want you but I do desire you

Do desire you and I won't let go

 

I don't love you but I think I like you

Think I like you and I think you know

I don't want you but I do desire you

Do desire you and I won't let go

 


 

I HAVE MY COAT TO KEEP ME WARM

[MUSIC & LYRICS BY GILBERT O'SULLIVAN]

 

Well I've waited now for what three whole weeks

And she hasn't called me up once

Had I known she liked me as much as this

I wouldn't have prayed she'd rung

Keep your love I don't need it

As the day begins to dawn

I have my coat to keep me warm

 

If it weren't so much that we needed them

Then I think that I'd do without

Now I know what's meant when a heart is broke

And what all the fuss is about

Keep your distance I've told you

For at least when there's a storm

I have my coat to keep me warm

 

And a coat won't hurt you

It won't desert you

It will not let you down come to think of it

Even if it doesn't fit

 

I have my coat to keep me warm

 

And a coat won't hurt you

It won't desert you

It's always by your side if you needed it

Really that's how good it is

 

Put your faith in someone and what do you get

Well if you're as lucky as me

You'll be made to look like a piece of dirt

Spelt S.H.I.T.

Could be worse don't I know it

And even if the sleeves are torn

I have my coat to keep me warm

I have my coat to keep me warm

 

Better off out of love than in it

Causes nothing but sorrow and pain

I'd recommend that of course you try it

Then again then again

 


 

I'LL BELIEVE IT WHEN I SEE IT

[MUSIC & LYRICS BY GILBERT O'SULLIVAN]

 

You gave your love so tenderly

Said there could be no one but for me

And all the time you had it planned

To spend your weekend with another man

 

What kind of love do you call this

I cannot live my life on promises

You say your lesson has been learned

It's over now as far as you're concerned

 

Well I'll believe it when I see it

I'll believe it when I see it

If I can't have you when I want to

Then I might just as well be dead

I don't think I can live my life

Sharing you with someone else

 

You told our children on the phone

How much you hated leaving them alone

Yet for the past few weeks or so

You never phoned them just to say hello

 

You disappointed me so much

Does it surprise you that I bear a grudge

In spite of promises you broke

You still insist that there's a ray of hope

 

Well I'll believe it when I see it

I'll believe it when I see it

If we can't survive and live our lives 

The way we both intended to

We might just as well stop right now

What good would going on do

 

(I'll believe it when I see it)

Oh, you know I try to understand

(I'll believe it when I see it)

'Cause that's the kind of man I am

(If I can't have you), if I can't have you

(When I want to) oh when I want to,

(Then I just might as well be dead)

Oh, I might just as well be dead

I don't think that I can live my life

Sharing you with someone else

 

(I'll believe it when I see it)

Baby, baby, what else can I do

(I'll believe it when I see it)

You don't know how much

I'm in love with you,

(If we can't survive), if we can't survive

 (And live our lives), oh and live our lives

(The way we both intended to)

The way we both intended to

We might just as well stop right now

What good would going on do

 


 

IN A NUTSHELL

[MUSIC & LYRICS BY GILBERT O'SULLIVAN]

 

I'll may leave you for just a second

Just a second if that's okay

May last a little under an hour

All depends on how long I stay

 

Only when it's someone who's close does

Cancer hit you just like a bomb

Must be the only the disease on earth

Guaranteed to kill everyone

 

Watching and waiting, mistaking the pun

For one that was never intended

Once they assure you it's all based on fact

You can be sure it's invented

 

I've got nothing but for tomorrow

No no don't get me wrong what I mean

It's not that I'll will be without my clothes

But that if you want me well I'll be free

 

Wishing and hoping and hoping and praying

That it will soon stop raining

There's nothing worse than a cricketer's ball

Stuck in the mud complaining

 

I may wake up to find you sleeping

Not in your bed but mine I know

It's only a dream but what's wrong with that (ain't it)

Better than finding you on the floor (ain't it)

 

Better than finding you on the

For in my room there's someone's ceiling

 Not only that but there's someone at the door

Will they stop it well, I unlock it well

In a nutshell

I, I won't

 


 

IN OTHER WORDS

[MUSIC & LYRICS BY GILBERT O'SULLIVAN]

 

Well come on everybody it is time we were going

I've got a whole lot of lovin' and it's suddenly growing

I get up, I go out, I come in , roundabout

After that ain't no doubt

You can never skin a rabbit when he's off and running

In other words

He's so cunning

 

I say love what ye doing if ye don't mind me asking

You either lead me to ruin or leading me in passing

Either way I propose with a ring I suppose

After that heaven knows

No matter how you go about it

It's the same old story

In other words

Love and glory

In other words

Same old story

In other words

Love no glory

 

Don't mind people eating fast food

Don't give a damn about the damn cube

Except when a kid of maybe nine demonstrates how

 

You get up, go to school

Pay attention to rules

If you're smart don't be cruel

You can never for what ever reason

Move a mountain

In other words

Just go 'round them

In other words

Move a mountain

In other words

Just go 'round them

 

Don't mind people eating fast food

Don't give a damn about the damn cube (you're never there)

 

Well come on everybody it is time we were going

I said I love what you're brewing but I care what you're growing

I get up, I go out, I come in , roundabout

After that ain't no doubt

You can never skin a rabbit when he's off and running

In other words

He's so cunning

In other words

Same old story

In other words

Love and glory

 


 

NO MATTER HOW I TRY

[MUSIC & LYRICS BY GILBERT O'SULLIVAN]

 

No matter how I try

I just can't say goodbye

No matter what you say hey

Looks like I'm here to stay

No matter where I go

I don't know if you know

But everywhere we've been

I'm kept in quarantine

 

It's easy to see why

She's over six foot five

I'm only five feet two

Is there a tyre somewhere

That might take me as a spare?

Is there a bank in town

That might cash me as a pound?

Is there a place you know

Where I can up and go

 

It's easy to see why

She's over six foot five

I'm only five feet two

Is there a tyre somewhere

That might take me as a spare?

Is there a bank in town

That might cash me as a pound?

Is there a place you know

Where I can up and go

 

I remember our first anniversary

It was one of those occasions where believe you me

I would rather have been held ransom at the point of a gun

Then to suffer indignation for something I hadn't done

 

No matter how I try

I just can't say goodbye

No matter what you say

Looks like I'm here to stay

Looks like I'm here to stay

 


 

OOH-WAKKA-DOO-WAKKA-DAY

[MUSIC & LYRICS BY GILBERT O'SULLIVAN]

 

I want to tell you

I might as well do

About a girl I met back in May

Her name is Rita

And you should see her

When she goes

Ooh-wakka-doo-wakka-day

 

She's got a brother

Like any other

Who got his nose caught

Inside a gate

And when they freed him

It so relieved him

He just went

Ooh-wakka-doo-wakka-day

 

You wouldn't think to look at me

That I was strong but underneath it all

I really am

And just prove it why only the other day

I picked a needle up with one hand

 

Now up in Bradford

A chap named Radford

While taking part in a local play

Was intercepted and then suspected of going

Ooh-wakka-doo-wakka-day-ay-ay-ay

 

Who's that lady I saw you with?

It was not your wife

It looked to me suspiciously like

Someone I have never seen before in my life

Do...do...do

 

It's not surprising when

You come to think of it

Just what it is that makes people swear

You only have to sing the wrong bleepin' thing

And there'll be bleeping every bleeping where

 

Now if you love me

You're not above me

And if you don't well

What can I say

Except we'll see when

You come to tea then

You can go

Ooh-wakka-doo

Wakka-ooh

Wakka-doo

Wakka-ooh

Wakka-doo

Wakka-day

 


 

SAVE IT

[MUSIC & LYRICS BY GILBERT O'SULLIVAN]

 

Save it for your children

This love that you have got

Forget me now that I am sure

It's you that I want not

Save if for your loved ones

Who come to you each day

No matter what you do to them

They'll never have to say

That I don't love you anymore

Still I don't care

Somebody else can love you more

I won't be there

 

Save it for another

Who's asking for your love

The only one who knows the truth

Will never know enough

Save it for the priest then

Who might one day say to you

"Do you take this man for your husband?"

Answer him "I do"

And you'll be happy

Just like I was when I left you

There's only one thing

Left for me to do forget you

And I will so help me

Ever if it means that I'll have to

Take a trip abroad

Where it's thought perhaps the change

Might do me good 

Knew it should

 

Save it for the morning

That starts another day

If you have learnt your lesson

Someone else won't have to pay

Save it and remember

Your carefree days are through

No longer can you take somebody

And break his heart in two

For everyone knows

That you treated me unfair

Although I think about you inside me

I don't care anymore

 


 

TAKING A CHANCE ON LOVE

[MUSIC & LYRICS BY GILBERT O'SULLIVAN]

 

I wanted to give her my heart

But as the doctor observed

What could she do with it

Then when she said we must part

Albeit for only an hour

Couldn't go through with it

 

I was unhappy till she came along

Suddenly problems

That seems insurmountable

Left in a huff

You can be sure

When you know you're

Taking a chance on love

 

What would you do if like me

You had the girl of your dreams

Only you blew it

How do you think you would feel

Looking back and saying to yourself

That was so stupid

 

I don't know what makes

The perfect romance

Could be as simple as tickling her toes

When you're both in the tub

You'll never lose

Not when you choose

Taking a chance on love

 

When will you find it?

Will it be true?

What is the answer?

I wish that I knew

Somebody's partner

Whose wife is a friend

Illustrates just what I mean

 

I was so set in my ways

Had someone followed me home

They could have beat me there

Never believed in the phrase

That you haven't lived till you've loved

Oh, I didn't seem to care

 

Call me old fashioned but I still aspire

Standing with her

In a church full of people

A priest up above

Saying I do

Her saying it, too

Taking a chance on

 

No one can tell you it isn't a game

Taking a chance on love

You win some you lose some

It's never the same

Taking a chance on love

Ooh, love

 

Well, even if wrong

Oh, I still go on

Taking a chance on love

Taking a chance on love

Taking a chance on love ooh

 


 

TELL ME WHY

[MUSIC & LYRICS BY GILBERT O'SULLIVAN]

 

I don't want you hanging round outside my door

I don't want you hanging round anymore

If you'd only tell me why you did lie

Baby please baby please baby one time

 

Tell me why anyway you want to

Tell me why anyway you choose

Tell me why anyway you want to

Please baby please baby this time

Baby please baby please baby

Why don't you try

 

You've got to be honest if our love's to pay

You've got to be truthful

Ain't no other way

If you'd only tell me why you cheated and lied

Baby please baby please baby one more time

 

Tell me why anyway you want to

Tell me why anyway you choose

Tell me why anyway you want to

Please baby please baby one more time

Baby please baby please baby tell me why, tell me why

 

Tell me why anyway you want to

Tell me why anyway you choose

Tell me why anyway you want to

Please baby please baby tell me why

Baby please baby please baby

 

So I don't want you hanging round outside my door

And I don't want you hanging round anymore

But If you'd only tell me why you did lie

Baby please baby please baby why don't you try

 

Tell me why anyway you want to

Tell me why anyway you choose

Tell me why anyway you want to

Please baby please baby one more time

Baby please baby please baby tell me why, tell me why

 

Tell me why

Tell me why

Tell me why

 


 

THAT'S A FACT

[MUSIC & LYRICS BY GILBERT O'SULLIVAN]

 

I could dance all night

I could shake with delight

It's as simple as that and that's a fact

 

I could squeeze your hand

I could give a command

It's so good to be back and that's a fact

 

You can be as cool as you like

You can be as wrong as you are right

It don't matter much to me

Either way it's free

 

I could dance all night

I could shake with delight

It's as simple as that and that's a fact

 

One and one are two, that's a fact

The sky above is blue and that's a fact

Put it in the act

You got a little woman and she's aware of that

All right, right, right

 

I could dance all night 'til I'm whacked

And that's a fact

All night until I'm whacked

 

You can be as cool as you like

You can be as wrong as you are right

It don't matter much to me

Either way it's free

 

I could dance all night

I could shake with delight

It's as simple as that and that's a fact

 

One and one are two, that's a fact

The sky above is blue and that's a fact

Put it in the act

You got a little woman and she's aware of that

All right, right, right

 

I could dance all night 'til I'm whacked

And that's a fact

All night until I'm whacked

 

I could dance all night 'til I'm whacked

And that's a fact

 


 

THERE ARE OTHERS

[MUSIC & LYRICS BY GILBERT O'SULLIVAN]

 

There are others in this world besides me

Yet you never seem to worry about them

There are other girls to keep you company

Yet the only one you want amongst them is me

 

So I love you

Like I love you

And I'll hold you

Like I do

And if anybody ever tries to tell me differently

I'll really show them just how much a man I can be

 

There are other kinds of girls to be loved

And the same goes for the men that they will marry

But if the girl I take pride in is not enough

I should be left on my own to myself

 

So I love you

(So I love you)

Like I love you

(Like I love you)

And I'll hold you

(And I'll hold you)

Like I do

(Like I do)

And if anybody ever tries to tell me differently

I'll really show them just how much a man I can be

 

All I've wanted throughout life

I've found, when I'm with you

That's why I want you to be my bride

And I know that you'll agree 'cause you love me

 

Seven hundred times I've asked you how you feel

About being the girl who's only loved by me

And a thousand times I've got the same reply

It just makes me feel so good I wanna cry

 

Now I love you

(Now I love you)

Like I love you

(Like I love you)

And I'll hold you

(And I'll hold you)

Like I do

(Like I do)

And if anybody ever tries to tell me differently

I'll really show them just how much a man I can be

I'll really show them just how much a man I can be

Do do

 


 

TO CUT A LONG STORY SHORT

[MUSIC & LYRICS BY GILBERT O'SULLIVAN]

 

I had a woman that loved me true

To cut a long story short

We got married on our honeymoon

To cut a long story short

Now we're together I'm afraid no more

To cut a long story short

Like billions of other people we're divorced

To cut a long story short

 

I don't believe that you can possibly 

Give more than you get

Unless you talk about taxation 

And the money that you care to bet

 

When I've got a problem I wanna solve

To cut a long story short

I simply go out and have a game of golf

To cut a long story short

But I read a book that the book was great

To cut a long story short

It got a fine class of people like the chamber maid

To cut a long story short

 

I don't see how you could possibly

Take what you can get

When to gain what you take

And then you really got to sweat

 

I don't believe that you can possibly 

Give more than you get

Unless you talk about taxation 

And the money that you care to bet

 

I've got a girlfriend her name is Jill

To cut a long story short

She doesn't take chances

So she takes the pill

To cut a long story short

I'm really positive that she is mine

To cut a long story short

Now I'm getting married for the second time

To cut a long story short

 

I don't see how you could possibly

Take what you can get

When to gain what you take

And then you really got to sweat

 


 

TOO BAD

[MUSIC & LYRICS BY GILBERT O'SULLIVAN]

 

It's too bad you couldn't come

It's too bad you decided to stay away

(Too bad baby)

It's too bad you couldn't come

It's too bad I really thought you were okay

(Too bad baby)

 

You admit you were wrong

That you knew all along

Yet you still had the nerve

To go leading me on

 

It's too bad baby

But not especially for me

 

It's no good us going on

It's no good you trying to soft soap me

(No good baby)

It's no good I'm telling you

It's no good all we ever do is disagree

(No good baby)

 

What am I supposed to do

How can I forgive you

If you won't even bother

To tell me the truth

 

It's no good baby

But not especially for me

 

I wanna say I've enjoyed

All the night we've employed

And the pleasure it's given me

But I cannot except with the greatest respect

Anybody to two timing me

Do I make myself perfectly clear

 

It's too bad you couldn't come

It's too bad you decided to stay away

(Too bad baby)

It's too bad you couldn't come

It's too bad I really thought you were okay

(Too bad baby)

 

Said you'd be there at nine

Well I got there on time

But you didn't show up

Because you changed your mind

 

It's too bad baby

But not especially for me

 

Too bad for you and not for me

(Too bad baby)

And not for me

(Too bad baby)

Too bad for you and not for me baby

Too bad baby

Too bad baby

 


 

UNDERNEATH THE BLANKET GO

[MUSIC & LYRICS BY GILBERT O'SULLIVAN]

 

I don't know if you've heard the news but I'm a boy

Who's got himself a problem so big it's no joy

You see I've something that people claim

Could bring me fortune and instant fame

A face so ugly you could hardly blame

Anybody here for saying so

 

I think I'll bury myself deep beneath the ground

And come up only when there's no one else around

And if by chance someone approaches me

And that someone happens to be a she

You can bet your life in time of worry

I wouldn't hesitate but to be that way

 

Oh why can't girls just look at me and smile

Instead of looking at me as though

I will turn my head and before I go to bed

Gaily underneath the blanket go

 

I've even wrote to Marjorie Proops, but she can't help

The best that she could offer me was disguise yourself

Well this I've done would you believe not twice

But more than once in fact I think it was nice

So much so when I'm inclined to hurry

I wouldn't hesitate but to be that way

 


 

WE WILL

[MUSIC & LYRICS BY GILBERT O'SULLIVAN]

 

It's over now, you've had your fun

Get up them stairs go on quickly don't run

Take off your shoes the both of you's 

And leave them down outside the door

Turn the landing light off, no wait, leave it on it

It might make the night that much easier to be gone

And in the morning who'll be wide awake

And eating snow flakes oh as opposed to those flakes

(We will) we will (we will) we will

 

That afternoon we spend the day

With uncle Frank (remember?) and his wife auntie May

Well do you know since then I've received

Up to four letters all of which repeat the same, yeah yeah yeah

They say thrilled to bits, can't believe you came

We've relived it both over time and time again

And if there's ever a chance of even half

You might be our way would you promise to stay

(We will) we will (we will) we will

Yeah yeah yeah

 

Its not easy pretending that you cannot hear

Once you've suffered the affliction within

It's no use in an ending

To proclaim from the start 

That the moral of the story's to begin

On Sunday next if the weather holds

We'll have that game with I bagsy being in goal

Not because I'm good or because I think I should

It's just that well at my age I think standing still

Would really suit me best do we all agree?

Hands up those who do, hands up those who don't

I see well in that case

Will we please be kind enough

If not on Sunday, to go to mass on Monday

(We will) we will (we will ) we will yeah yeah yeah (we will)

 


 

WHAT CAN I DO

[MUSIC & LYRICS BY GILBERT O'SULLIVAN]

 

I can take the sun and make it shine for me

Mathematic problems they're so easy

But you make me so mad

What can I do?

 

Since I met you I can't let you out of sight

For another man to discover you're alright

And if he makes you glad

What can I do?

 

When I'm so much in love with you

Yes no matter what you do

I'll never change my mind

 

My vacation's recreation time for me

But the last one is the last one I'll be free

'Cause you make me so mad

What can I do?

 

All my life I've wanted someone just like you

But if seeing is believing, it's not true

'Cause you make me so mad

What can I do?

 

When I'm so much in love with you

Yes no matter what you do

I'll never change my mind

I'll never change my mind

No no no

Change my mind

Never ever change my mind

What can I do?

 


 

WHY, OH WHY, OH WHY

[MUSIC & LYRICS BY GILBERT O'SULLIVAN]

 

Why is it you must be so very cruel to me

In order to me kind

Why when I hold you close do you insist your toes

Are being stood on by mine

 

Why when I kiss your lips do you astound me

Saying that you won't put your arms around me

No one should be that cold

Whatever I've done surely I've a right to know

Oh why, oh why, oh why

 

Why is it every time we visit friends of mine

You never want to go

Why when I'm feeling good you act as if

I should be at an all time low

 

Why after all these years we've been together

Must you behave as if we'd hardly ever spoken

Let alone met

It seems that you're happy as long as I'm upset

Oh why, oh why, oh why

 

Is it that you don't love me oh why

Have you just had enough of me oh why

Do I have cry myself to sleep

Seven days a week

 

Why in the name of God are you so angry

Could It be that you can no longer stand me

Tell me and I will go

You're breaking my heart just in case you didn't know

Oh why, oh why, oh why

 


 

YOU

[MUSIC & LYRICS BY GILBERT O'SULLIVAN]

 

Each time that I see you

I believe you'll be mine

It may sound ridiculous

But this is  what I'm

Getting satisfaction from

I don't care how stupid or wrong

It is as long as I'm in touch with you

 

Why don't you for one day

Won't you ask me to take

You out somewhere to some place there'll be

Time to make

 

Our's a lasting relationship

I dreamt both night and day that it is true

I hope for my sake you

Realise everything I have said to you today is true

And I guarantee tomorrow I will act this way if you

 

Let me take you somewhere in the distance

Where resistance is low

You must agree you won't make me settle for no

 

As a reply I'm telling you

I always try until I do see the time

When I can call you mine

 


 

YOU ARE YOU

[MUSIC & LYRICS BY GILBERT O'SULLIVAN]

 

You're every dream I've ever dreamt

You are by far the only apartment

That I'd ever care to rent

You're like Doctor Kissenger

On a peace trip or two

But most important of all

You are you

 

You're like a painting by Cézanne

A tin of soup by Andy Warhol

A sonata by Chopin

You're like the Queen of England

Not forgetting the Duke

But most important of all

You are you

 

I'm no genius when it comes to world affairs

On the other hand when I am with you who cares

As you can see

You're my priority

 

But most important of all

You are you

 

I don't suppose that there's the slightest little chance

You might allow me to consummate our romance

Know what, you're a supersonic flight

A song by Lennon and McCartney

A Muhammad Ali fight

You're like Brigitte Bardot

No way Danny La Rue

 

But most important of all

You are you

Yes most important of all

You are, you are, you are you

 


 

YOU BETTER RUN

[MUSIC & LYRICS BY GILBERT O'SULLIVAN]

 

I never thought that I'd live to see the day

And here am I in love and the feeling is great

And nothing can persuade me to give it a rest

And when I see your love light I suggest

You better run, you better hide

And baby don't you know it but the moment's arrived

You better run, you better hide

'Cause the truth don't matter

A man's gonna get you inside

(No, no, is gonna get you inside, inside)

 

Met you for the first time

Thought you were great

Met you for the next and I knew right away

Nothing can excite me the way that you can

And when I get that feeling, tired as I am

You better run, you better hide

And baby don't you know it but the moment's arrived

You better run, you better hide

'Cause I am not gonna sit around waiting my turn

Always been a weakness far as I'm concerned

This time I'm gonna take the bull

Don't say that you're not the one

Don't it grab you by the horns

By the horns

 

Been a lot of hearts beating well out of time

Nothing odd about that one of them's mine

The temperature is rising, heat up the floor

And when I see your love light starting to glow

You better run, you better hide

And baby don't you know it but the moment you rise

You better run, you better hide

'Cause the truth don't matter where a lie's concerned

If you have a tendency to get burned

My reasons for chasing you

Are very easy to describe

Everything you have I like

Everything you have I like, I like

 

Never thought I'd get so I couldn't sit down

And never thought I'd feel so like running around

And you could be as cool as you think that you are

But when I see your love light enter my heart

You better run, you better hide

And baby don't you know it but the moment's arrived

You better run, you better hide

And baby don't you know it but the moment's arrived

You better run, you better hide

And baby don't you know it but the moment's arrived

You better run, you better hide

'Cause the truth don't matter

A man's gonna get you inside

(No, no, is gonna get you inside, inside)

 

You better run, you better hide

You better run, you better hide

You better run, you better hide

You better run, you better hide

 


 

YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME

[MUSIC & LYRICS BY GILBERT O'SULLIVAN]

 

You don't have to tell me

You've got something on your mind

Because I've seen it there

So many time before

 

And you don't have to tell me

Just what it is that's on your mind

For I'm inclined to agree with me

There must be something wrong

 

A subtle breeze

A stand at ease

Won't dislocate my arm

But what could and quite easily would break my heart

Is you implying that this time I'm (sorry)

I have gone too far

But if that's true

Then why are you acting as you are

 

So you don't have to tell me

You've got something on your mind

Because I've seen it there

So many time before

 

And you won't have to tell me

Just what it is that's on your mind

For I'm inclined to agree with me

There must be something wrong

 

A subtle breeze

A stand at ease

Won't dislocate my arm

But what could and quite easily would break my heart

Is you implying that this time I'm ( sorry)

I have gone too far

But if that's true

Then why are you acting as you are

 

So you don't have to tell me

You've got something on your mind

Because I've seen it there

So many time before

 

And you don't have to tell me

Just what it is that's on your mind

For I'm inclined to agree with me

There must be something wrong

 


 

YOU NEVER LISTEN TO REASON

[MUSIC & LYRICS BY GILBERT O'SULLIVAN]

 

Hey baby what's that you say

I didn't know that you felt that way

You got a problem let me solve it

You can be my world baby I'll revolve it

 

I like the way you wear your dress

You have a style cut above the rest

Your kiss is sweet, so warm and tender

Anything you want baby I will render

 

But there are times I think you know when

You never listen to reason

If there's one thing about you that I can't stand

You never listen to

You never listen to

You never listen to reason

 

Come on baby don't be so mean

Give me some of that old routine

I like the one where you spin the bottle

Really love  the one with nothing on at all

I don't know if I should tell you this

But every time that we start to kiss

I get so hot under the collar

Anywhere you lead baby I will follow

 

But there are times I think you know when

You never listen to reason

If there's one thing about you that I can't stand

You never listen to

You never listen to

You never listen to reason

 

Come on baby don't be so childish

Look me in the eye when you speak

You know I worship the ground you walk on

Even when I'm out walking in my sleep

 

I like the way you wear your dress

You have a style cut above the rest

Your kiss is sweet, so warm and tender

Victory is your baby I surrender

 

But there are times I think you know when

You never listen to reason

If there's one thing about you that I can't stand

You never listen to

You never listen to

You never listen to reason

 

You never listen to

You never listen to

You never listen to reason