the worst

This list was compiled from real life and highly probable fictional senarios. Some of the Freudian slips are linked to pictures of the culprit.

Before	*During*	*After*
No, I love stuffed animals... they're really absorbant!	No, I love stuffed animals.. they're really absorbant!	No, I love stuffed animals.. they're really absorbant!
You really do look like my mother, did I tell you that.	Bark like a dog! Bark like a dog!	I really feel like i should leave some money, should I?.. I think I should.
So you'll be the first since the hooker in Vegas.	the goat didn't complain.	Wow that was great Dave, I MEAN CAROL...I MEAN...MOMMY?
I find if I leave Pat Kenny on I last longer.. just knowing he's there.	THERES NO PLACE LIKE HOME, THERES NO PLACE LIKE HOME!!	I came, I saw, I cornholed!
Can wear this stake as a sort of a mask?	oh your cool with this web cam senario, right?	So crabs eh....
I'm gonna make my mom so proud.	I'm gonna make my mom so proud.	Seriously though I can never respect you again.
my penis is throbing.	"like a bat out off hell" (meatloaf song)to be sang	I will never wash you off.
Have you every worked in Pig Farming, its just I have my suspicians.	Our father who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name....	wait till I tell your Dad!
BOOBIES!	STRAIGHT OUT OF COMPTON! with a loose cannon!	4 min Cool! thats a new personal best!
Its ok, the clinic gave me the all clear.	like a glove!	you really should get a barber to have a look at that.