Selected Works Of The Black Sash

Rhyme Of The Black Sash
By The Black Sash

In days of old when chivalry was king
Gentlemen had honour and a nice tight ring
There was no need for butter or rectal lubrication
There was none of that type of thing in this fair nation

There was a man about whom many stories were told
He was noble and honest, he was brave and bold
His talent was VD and that's what he sold
There was a huge demand, he only accepted gold

He serviced the ladies, but only for cash
He had a large wad of bills, hidden deep in his stash
He did what he did, then went for a slash
He always ate well and put the waste in the trash
He hated mashed potato but somehow liked smash
His brothers were killed in a bumper car crash
Some people say he's big-headed and a little too brash
But I tell you this...

The Black Sash had a rash for every gash.

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