Selected Works Of Terry Jones

Mister Funk
By Terry Jones

I was talking to a dog in the park,
His name was Mister Funk,
I rubbed his cock to hear him bark,
I lost an eye from all the spunk.

My lady, she got down on all fours,
She digs it when I'm rough,
She screamed so loud she blew open the doors,
I came all over her cuff.

I had to open a tub of paint,
Man, it was really tricky,
I couldn't get the tub to open, man,
so I hit it with my mickey.

I went out one day to fight the Man,
I do it once a year,
Some people will do all they can,
I like to shoot spunk in their ear.