The Fred West Haiku Series
by Gambling Mulvany


Put up lots of ads
Room to let to tourist girls
You'll stay forever

Hi my name is Fred
Welcome to my humble home
You'll like it here

This is my fat wife
Her name is Rosemary West
She always knows best

Where is my daughter
In the garden out the back
with some of her friends

Head full of damn snakes
Must drink blood of nice young girl
To silence demons

Let you out right now?
I'll never ever let you
See daylight again

Use the hammer first
Then we can use the shovel
But hammer comes first

Drain blood down the sink
Wash it down with lots and lots
Of old dishwater

Sliced leg with hatchet
Can't carry corpse down the stairs
Get wife to do it

Chop chop and dig dig
Shush, do I hear the neighbours
Rosemary shut up

One leg in garden
Torso under the kitchen
Skull in the freezer

Harsh and cold winter
Ground is icy and frozen
Best use the basement

Where did I go wrong
Choking on the intestine
Of one more victim

This once used to be
An empty house of echoes
Now it's full of screams

Coppers at the door
This was never gonna last
Bring a belt in case

 

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