Me Ma Is So Sad
By Steo Murphy
Me Ma has been so sad recently
Though I got a new job in TV detection
The cause of her woe isn't easy to see
It's some sort of new weird vaginal infection
The Doctor said she wasn't quite sure
She didn't know what it could be
In all her days she never had seen
This type of stuff ooze from a gee
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