The Alien Testicle
By Danny Smith

Grandma came home with an Alien's testicle
yeah, Grandma came home with an Alien's testicle
She gotta sit down now, she gotta get some resticle.

Yeah, Momma she don't like the Alien's testicle
I said Momma she don't like the Alien's testicle
I keep running around it, she say "Stop, you little pesticle"

I said Momma what you doin with that Alien's testicle
I said Momma what you doin with that Alien's testicle
She say "Shut up there, sonny, I'll stab you in your chesticle"

I said, Momma why you drinkin' from that Alien's testicle
I said, Momma why you drinkin' from that Alien's testicle
She say, "Shut up son, Momma know what besticle"

I said some day soon, I'll have my own testicle
I said some day soon, I'll have my own testicle
I'm gonna show it to the ladies, they'll let me rub their breasticle

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