A Letter From Mom

Dear Son,

I'm writing this slow 'cause I know you can't read
fast. We don't live where we did when you first
left. Your Dad read in the paper that most
accidents happen within 20 miles of home, so we
moved. I won't be able to send you the address as
the last family here took the numbers with them
for their next house, so they wouldn't have to
change their address. This place has a washing
machine. The first day I put four shirts in,
pulled the chain, and I haven't seen 'em since.
It only rained twice this week, three days the
first time and four days this time. The coat you
wanted me to send you, your Aunt Sue sid it would
be a little too heavy to send in the mail with the
heavy buttons, so we cut them off and put them in
the pockets. About your sister, she had a baby
this morning. I haven't found out whether it's a
girl or a boy, so I don't know if you are an Aunt
or and Uncle.

Not much more news this time, write soon.

Love, Mom

P.S. Was going to send you money, but the
envelope was already sealed.

ARKANSAS STATE RESIDENCY APPLICATION

Name: ________________ (_) Billy-Bob
(last) (_) Billy-Joe
(_) Billy-Ray
(_) Billy-Sue
(_) Billy-Mae
(_) Billy-Jack
(_) Billy-Jefferson
(Check appropriate box)

Age: ____
Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ N/A
Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right

Occupation:
(_)Farmer
(_)Mechanic
(_)Hair Dresser
(_)Un-employed

Spouse's Name: __________________________

Relationship with spouse:
(_) Sister
(_) Brother
(_) Aunt
(_) Uncle
(_) Cousin
(_) Mother
(_) Father
(_) Son
(_) Daughter
(_) Pet

Number of children living in household: ___

Number that are yours: ___

Mother's Name: _______________________

Father's Name: _______________________ (If not
sure, leave blank)

Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade
completed)

Do you (_)own or (_)rent your mobile home?
(Check appropriate box)

___ Total number of vehicles you own
___ Number of vehicles that still crank
___ Number of vehicles in front yard
___ Number of vehicles in back yard
___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks

Firearms you own and where you keep them:
____ truck
____ bedroom
____ bathroom
____ kitchen
____ shed

Model and year of your pickup: ___________194_

Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
(_)The National Enquirer
(_)The Globe
(_)TV Guide
(_)Soap Opera Digest

___ Number of times you've seen a UFO
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO

How often do you bathe:
(_)Weekly
(_)Monthly
(_)Not Applicable

Color of teeth:
(_)Yellow
(_)Brownish-Yellow
(_)Brown
(_)Black
(_)N/A

Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
(_)Red-Man

How far is your home from a paved road?
(_)1 mile
(_)2 miles
(_)don't know